I wanted to be Ursula but the told me I was the right size but the wrong number of legs. Curse my bipedal self! 

This just reminds me of the Halloween I got kicked out of the Assisted Living Center because dressing as the Grim Reaper was “inappropriate” and “wrong” and “27 is too old to go trick or treating”

I was thinking this might be a thing like how Disney bars people from dressing up in character at Disneyland and Disney World, because they don’t want tourists taking pictures with middle-aged size 14s in Cinderella costumes instead of with the 19-year-old size 0s they hire.

does she cobble her own shoes? where does she get her wigs? HOW MUCH MONEY HAS SHE SPENT ON SILK IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS??

I don’t know her personally, but I run in the same circles as her. MOST people who dress up like this know that you should ALWAYS ask first because most museums and historical places (especially the big ones like the Met) are not cool with this sort of thing. So this gets a big eyeroll from me.

I don’t know many people, in general, who like scotch very much. My boss, who’s actually from Scotland, does, as well as my stepfather’s mother (91 years old). I think scotch is just less accessible than bourbon because we don’t make very many mixed drinks out of it to take the edge off.

And you can write and tell your friends about it with your BIC ‘for her’ pen.

I admit I don’t know that many women who like scotch very much, but I don’t think it has anything to do with there not being a lady on the bottle.

this will go down smoothly with my lady doritos.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Ahhh Fox News you’re so predictable.

I didn’t realize how fucking delicious it would be to see Marco Rubio getting ripped a new one by his constituents, especially the teenage constituents. I literally swelled up with pride when watching them challenge him and Dana the gun lady face to face.

Fuck respecting adults! Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with people?! That bullshit is always used to justify authoritarianism, ironically by the same people screaming about government overreach.

Look at that shithead’s face. He doesn’t think it’s fair that he should have to go through this. He’s talking to a kid who was just in a massacre and he feels sorry for himself.

It was something to see. Normally, a student would have politely accepted the non-responses but these kids were throwing down and making Rubio and Dana Loesche squirm. (Loesche could not have been more condescending and looked really put out to have to explain that the real problem is with the “crazies” in this…

I absolutely hate that argument because when you apply it to anything else, it reveals how absurd it is. Just because something could be obtained/done illegally doesn’t mean we shouldn’t bother taking action against them.

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

Love Jez- but can you take more than 5 minutes to full understand the story you’re writing about before making a clickbait/false headline?