Theory falls apart a bit when it’s not the headline, man.

Serious baby face is scrutinizing us. TBD

My doctor was great, actually - he was the best through the whole thing. Just, of course, the internet, which delights in telling people all the ways they are fucking up their pregnancy/children/body were like “it’s cause you’re faaaaaat. FAT!” I mean, not in so many words, but I know what Web MD is thinking.

When I worked as a journalist, we always knew this—that the not guilty plea was pretty pro forma and was more about negotiating the plea deal than anything else. The problem is, we can’t report that until it’s factually true and/or confirmed by the prosecutor and defense. So we can’t say “He pleaded guilty as a way to…

There was a case in my hometown where an obstetrical nurse died ,in the hospital she worked at, after giving birth because the Dr didn’t believe her that something was wrong after the birth. Then it was a whole nother thing since the Dr/hospital supposedly altered the records. But it doesn’t say much that he wasn’t…

“With his angelic good looks, celebrity DNA and uncommon intelligence, Farrow was always tipped for greatness,”

do I need to post the Margaret Atwood quote or do we all just know it by heart at this point?

He is accused of hitting his wife with a hammer and stabbing her to death.

“She was always belittling him”

Can we stop for a moment and reflect on the fact that an image in this Vogue photo shoot includes a photo of the Williams’ sisters in one piece unicorn jumpsuits currently on clearance for $19 from Target?

She’s radiant and Olympia is the cutest lil’ behbeh. I’m so happy she’s healthy after that experience.

I’ve always had a huge crush on Serena and that cover photo is just making it worse.

BREAKING MY KINJA SILENCE TO SAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIS THEY EVEN USED THE CASTLE METAPHOR ARE THEY TRYING TO GIVE ME AN ANUERYSM

Wow. Could they make “MAN” any bigger in that photo caption? It’s like they heard that there were women using their own voices and they just...panicked.

If it began with any piece of reporting, it began with this piece by Jodi Kantor and Megan Twohey in The New York Times, which predates Farrow’s report by five days.

I fucking hate Mark Wahlberg. I don’t care how long ago those assaults happened. He’s disgusting. And also a terrible actor. Fuck him.

Trinh had two functioning eyes at the beginning of the assault. Now he does not.

Woman nominated 4 times for an Oscar = $1000

The more stories that I hear about Wahlberg, the more it pisses me off that he tried to get all of the assaults (the guy he blinded, the kids he hit with rocks and all the shit that he did as a kid) removed from his record.

Critics are slamming this movie, but it wasn’t bad. Clearly no one is winning an Oscar for their performance, but it was fast paced and entertaining, and Will Smith played, well, Will Smith.