Here’s what you do:

I think we know who’s going to be controlling the pile.

Man, I hope the pollution controls on that plant are baller, because there’s no way that burning H&M clothing doesn’t produce some truly horrifying emissions.

In the post apocalyptic future, we won’t fight over silly things such as oil or water. He who controls the H&M controls the wasteland.

Reason # 12 to bitch slap Trump voters: Chelsea would have been such a better first offspring worldwide than Corrupt Capitalist BotoxBarbie and the Goofus Elephant Murdering Twins.

“Maybe I can blend into the background in this white ensemble.”

If I was a wizard, I’d give Vankypoo her old face back, just for laughs.

Lol to CBS trying to brush this off. You KNOW that shit happened.

“The network explained the demotion as punishment for ‘behavioral problems’”

Cannae wait for mad wee George to take the throne.

THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABIES!!

Congrats to my second favorite royal, next to preternaturally grumpy Prince George.

Never forget:

This’ll never happen, but I’d love it if Tiffany got one. Sure it’s easy to write off that entire family, but it’s a deeper wound to invite the one daughter Trump doesn’t care for. That’d really get the temper tantrum going.

In that last photo, Ginger Prince looks so stupid in love that my bitter, shriveled heart grew two sizes. Sigh, I love a royal wedding!

Cant believe prince harry is marrying an eighty year old british detective lady … ohhh miss Markle, never mind.

They seem like a really lovely couple and it’s so nice that Harry has been allowed to marry who he wants to. Royals have to ask the Queen’s permission to marry and although Lord Frederick of Windsor married an actress of Jewish descent a few years ago, he’s really minor royalty and his own father lost his place in…

Oh I hope she does not get one.

This is the happiest I’ve ever been for two people I’ve never met.