twentytwofish
twentynicefish
twentytwofish

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

In other news, water is wet.

Melania wanted to be a wealthy widow. Who would have thought that sentient oedema would live this long? I’m sure she’s never urged him to eat a salad or join he at the gym. Meanwhile, she’s keeping fit, ready to snag husband #2. I’m sure she’s pissed Trump hasn’t dropped dead of a massive coronary yet

As if we didn’t know about “shocker” ever since the inauguration:

we didn’t want this either, melania...

In front of their child no less.

Seriously, between her “bad” day and his “minor” injuries this is just an odd writeup. Unless there’s something else going on here that’s not being mentioned, this is way too glib. 

It seems odd to me that the Big Sean bit is such an emphasis as well. This is pretty serious, not the subject matter of a Twitter feud between exes.

Isn’t is Dorsey who had the bad day? You know, being assaulted and all? Am I missing crucial info here or is this all a weird tone for a article on domestic violence?

But now you have the ammo to throw it in their face. They can’t deny that they supported a child molester.

I think he should have to take a different oath.

I used to watch "The Simpsons", then they changed what "The Simpsons" was. Now what I'm watching isn't "The Simpsons" and what's "The Simpsons" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!

May your stomach become bloated and your head plucked of all but three hairs.

Look, I have some washers the truck - I'll give you one.

If you ask me, that crap-shack is going to hell.

Hopefully they didn't remove the load bearing poster.

I hope they fixed the foundation half-assedly. That lath doesn't look barged enough.

I bet the people who live there are horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!

You'd kill everyone on this site for a free small order of fries.

I'd kill everyone on this site for a house that size priced at 120,000 dollars in this market.