nooooooooooooooooooo ):

Until this very moment I, a 22 year old, thought this was a Simpsons joke. I had no idea this movie was actually a real thing. My days just got a bit darker.

He can always adopt a slightly less puppy dog! It gives an older dog another chance and it gives him the company of a slightly more chilled dogger rather than an energetic and rambunctious pup.

Yeah, Australians are really protective of our healthcare system. Our PM literally suggested a new fee for it last year and the backlash was so violent and immediate he dropped it like it was on fucking fire. It’s the only thing large intersections of our society agrees on and anyone trying to change it gets shit, but…

i think we all know who only straightened out because of that, that was your turning point.

WHY DIDN’T YOU LISTEN WHAT THE FUCK I AM LAUGHING

the funniest things in my high school career were definitely the mediocre white guys commenting on the girls they went to school with. like, no prompting. one guy, who was a bit overweight (which shouldn’t be a problem save for his critique of chubby gals), wearing bright pink shorts, with frosted tips and some titty…

honestly they sound like the terror room-mates. that poor guy getting outed before he was comfortable by people going through his personal shit. that is nightmare level bullshit. i hope he’s okay and managed to move past that terrible experience.

stay strong friend! your continued achievements are fantastic and you are fantastic for having decided to do something so hard. stressful times will pass and you will soon be back to kicking ass and taking names with ease, as usual.

That’s the scariest thing about anti-vaxxers to me- they literally say they would prefer their child to be DEAD or permanently disabled by preventable diseases, rather than autistic. As though a dead kid is so much fucking better than a living one. It gets worse when you get the really crazy ones who say vaccines…

That’s the really insulting thing. I get the /look/ because I drive a manual, but people in the car (including my mum!) are always pleasantly surprised when I can park, even the dead simple spaces. Get that condescending shit out of here man - spacial awareness is not only not a gendered thing, but when people claim…

When you say taking your country back from whom would he take it back? In Australia we are very confused someone who has consistently lost money and would have made more by putting his inheritance into a savings account than investing in his “business’” has even made it this far, but we are even more confused by who…

magpie all the way, either one. i didn’t do the test because it always seems to leave out less European animals and the Australian magpie is best magpie, which reflects me being best. hahahaha.

I don’t wash them unless they’re specifically dirty - like I’m always wearing clean socks/have them in slippers so I don’t feel the need, but if in summer when it’s too hot for that shit I need to I do.

stay safe! its such a scary time to be a white woman, let alone a black one. I hope so much you stay safe and well.

I am so sorry for your senseless loss. I hope you can all remember her as she was and find comfort in these memories.

You seem really angry and irrational - are you on the rag or something? Us women-folk get so titchy when its that time of month. Get a babby and husband and you’ll be sorted - no more worrying about things outside of them = no more getting angry and confused.  

No. Smart people do not necessarily have smart children. Smart people are also not necessarily more empathetic to those in diminished circumstances. You’re thinking of reasonable people, which is not necessarily smart people. My dads family are all smart -university educated, all of them qualify for mensa (as if they…

You are not being unreasonable at all. I genuinely hope for your continued safety and well-being.

you know you say that, but does it really? does it really beat that? or have we all just lost something for having read both of those things. because why the ever-loving fuck would anyone do that omg.