I VOTE FOR LASER WOLF

I don't know how it works now but in the wayback days of 2005 when I flew as an un-attended minor (aged 11) they took our passports at the beginning of the flight and gave them back to us after we had cleared customs. I flew with Air NZ so I don't know if that policy is universal but they pretty much just assumed we…

The problem with people saying “technology will make people obsolete so we should pay them nothing” is that a) people have been saying that since the printing press and b) even with automatic tellers there still needs to be people to keep them functional. When the store I worked at installed automatic tellers two new…

Oh man, I once had a guy shut anything between us down because we had the same name. Darn gender neutral names!!

did she go?? because that would be hilarious.

oh man my mum is the one who does this shit though! like i am the wiper snapper (22 lol) and last year while traveling with her she was just like taking pictures of people??? like not just people performing touristy stuff, but like people at a café and shit???? i was so uncomfortable with her doing it - even knowing…

Man, same. I walk fast all the time because a) my dad is a fast walker and I’ve just followed that pattern and b) when I'm focusing on where I'm going I walk fast and c) so people don't talk to me. But i guess being a blonde haired, white woman means I couldn't possibly be a threat to security.

oh man i'm aussie and if someone calls me a cunt i go for the throat. idk if its my upbringing or if its more of an endearment elsewhere but the city i'm from if you call someone a cunt you're basically inviting a shitshow.

straya

I hear you, that time I got turned down for a professorship in nuclear physics all because my degree was a dance major. Pure discrimination.

so reading that question I thought I was reading it wrong because it seemed WAY TOO OBVIOUS that it was a 1:1 ratio. petty fucking scary that people were passed for missing that.

It’s the absolute dumps that this is yet another thing we have to worry about - but you go and swim girl! I guarantee you that even if something this shitty happens to you so many people will have your back because you’re not a vomit-monster in model form. I used to swim w my mum and was so self conscious (chubby kid…

I was actually a bit surprised Qantas made the list to be perfectly honest - most aussies just know it's not that great.

u kno I had to check to be sure but I knew from the moment I saw it what this would be. & yes this is basically the national anthem - more people know the words to this than the actual one.

I absolutely ADORE that all the people in the comments are being all "well kids these days probably just wanna party & waste the oppurtunities given to them, because when I went to uni I knew one or two people whose rich parents paid for everything and they did just that". Like yeah, please try to argue away what…

Ok so this is gonna sounds weird but I was in that exact airport ON THAT DAY flying home and I am so PISSED that I didn't see/know about any of this. Do we know if it happened morning/night? Augh I missed the cocaine horse by moments ):

that's weird, ladies in my fambly go grey and we are all natural blondes. but also my mum went grey early when her youngest brother died - trauma may have played a part in making her and her mum's hair go grey.

my mum and I are naturally blonde but for most of my existence she’s been dying her hair lots of browns and reds and stuff to hide her premature greys (early 20s). she’s about 4 years shy of sixty and for the past two years has gone back to dying her hair blonde, because her greys are officially overrunning any other…

you’re right! only imaginary countries have gun control that works! source: I live in Australia, which is an imaginary country. more guns!!

you have a women’s equality party?? this is bullshit all I get is fucking Katter’s and shit. I want a women's equality party dammit.