I’m not giving the $500,000 back.

After her experience making Leon The Professional, she probably does have all her mail screened.

You’ve got a bad ass, face changing adolescent female assassin plotting a course for high seas adventures in the uncharted realms some of which may be tropical so possibly tits, or this mopey fuck hunting polar bears during a blizzard in Winter and nipples that could easily poke your eye out.   Which to spin off?!

Whatever his current “screen for fan porn” guy is making, I’ll do it for 10% less.

“AND THEN I PUT THE BLOODY BIBLE IN THE BLOODY FICTION SECTION AT ME LOCAL BARNES AND NOBLE!!!”

Yep. To the point of not doing any more episode recaps and reviews of The Boys, Stranger Things, etc. Sad how much this site sucks now.

“Pinocchio, the timeless tale of a sad, virgin carpenter”

...your mom...

...building a wooden child because he never fathered one of his own...

There are too many Pinocchio movies these days. Please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot.

The quote ends at “Kids need answers and reassurances.”, so I’m guessing the rest is all Matt, especially since there’s nothing of the sort in the Vanity Fair article.

“The underpaid young writers cranking out the books I slap my name on are increasingly foreign to me and it’s making the facade harder and harder to maintain.”

God, remember that time Trump actually mocked a person with a disability on live stage and they still elected him.

Yes, Woody has a right to tell his story, and no one took that right away. He does not have a right to it being published by a major publisher.

To say this is retarded would probably not be the best way to critcize it. 

Her “Yoko broke up The Beatles” episode came out years before the Peter Jackson documentary. That was a good one.

“Ooooh, that’s a bad typo.”

Isn’t making people see things against their will his speciality

Ease up, dude. You haven’t gotten distribution yet for your last movie.