Vaemond should’ve watched more Chappelle’s Show.
I wasn’t really excited for this one anyway, but the inclusion of Emma Roberts seals it for me. I am sure she is nice in real life, but everything I have ever seen her in she plays someone who is exhaustingly unlikable.
That’s ok I’m still busy Morbin, it’s gonna take a couple extra months to switch over to Madamin mode.
Even money’s on an attempt to basically turn Madame Web into the Sony Spider-verse Doctor Strange, complete with knock-off ‘mirror dimension’ effects.
I wanna see what lame-arse, clumsy fake name for the in-universe show they come up with and the actors have to say without gritting their teeth too much.
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Miami Vice is such a wild film. Everyone involved seems to be taking themselves incredibly seriously, despite a completely absurd premise. Every time I rewatch it I can’t help but grin through all of it. Its preposterousness is as much fun as the terrific scenery, absurdly attractive people, and a pretty great…
It was between reviewing Winter Light or writing a couple thousand word essay about Ken-energy and not even mention the fact that Ken has no junk
Look, until proven otherwise, I’m going to assume that Alec Baldwin shot this guy.
Ah yes, the days of my youth when we lined up around the block to get tickets for fucking Fanny and Alexander.
Moreover, “If you keep reviewing these movies that are basically made for 14-year-olds like they’re Fanny And Alexander or Winter Light, then who the hell’s going to get to make Winter Light?” He [sic] says.
Saw it at a festival a couple months back. I liked it a lot. The article leaves out that this actually happened with James Morosini and his real life father, and that Morosini is essentially playing himself. Fantastic performance from Patton Oswalt. But if you’re not a fan of cringe humor, it’s probably not for you.
This feels like a scam by Morosini to be able to kiss Oswalt.
Desperate Housewives did it, complete with the killer line “Could you let him know before he kills me and blinds himself?”
Yeah, Michael Meyers is the more unknowably motiveless.
That’s a solid explanation. The latter, sillier Friday the 13th films just have him as a straight up slasher, but the first two establish his motivation and that of his mother.
How about the reviewer saying that Jason Voorhees had no known motive? Jason killed anyone at Crystal Lake because he saw his mother get decapitated. He did not kill before that. And the sequel, IIRC, literally begins with a shot of an altar devoted to his mother’s decapitated head. So it’s not exactly subtle. He’s…
Ever since the Kinjaing, with the exception of Iggy and Dowd, the reviewers here haven’t exactly been known for paying attention to detail. Hawke could have turned to the camera and explained his character’s motivation directly to the audience and there’s still a good chance that the reviewer would have been too busy w…
I had a very different reaction to this, found it a cracker-jack little horror that wasn’t super scary, but very creepy and thought it connected everything really well.