That scene is unfortunately even longer in the "Director's Cut".

I would’ve bought that explanation had Snyder LITERALLY not portrayed Patrick Wilson’s money shot with a giant blast from a flamethrower. Snyder’s done a whole lot of questionable and downright terrible shit in his movies over the years, but that one’s gotta be at least in the top 5.

As long as there are no scenes of painfully bland people having boring sex to Leonard Cohen, you can count me in.

4th Gear: So confused by this. If your in the market for a luxury car and your considering any of the Germans, why would you go with a Model 3? When it comes to a nice luxury car interior its not even in the same ballpark.

“Actually shops at a farmer’s market” should start shopping at actual farms. This shit goes down all the time at the farmer’s market too.

phase five is kickers, punters, and everyone who didn’t get drafted in first four phases (so maybe Christian Hackenberg?)

CP <<=====|==L==>> NP

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

Unlike society, you do have the option to unplug from social media and it won’t hurt you in the slightest. 

Jesus fucking Christ people just delete facebook already and remove it from your website. What more incentive do you need? How many more times do we need an explanation or apology from Zuckerberg?

Practical makeup and recyled Friends scripts were cheaper than CGI, I imagine.

Just ask the Geico cavemen. 

Better late than never.

Roomy McRoomface.

So dude is now the owner of the abode equivalent of Boatie McBoatface?

I wasn’t sure about the candle holder, but then I saw that it is *Amazon’s Choice* for “spi home octopus pillar candle holder”. Sold.

When I heard Oscar Isaac would be Gomez I thought they might have finally found someone who could live up to Raul Julia, if it had been live action. I can totally imagine Isaac all Gomez-ed up, if it wasn’t just voice over on a middle-of-the-road CGI animated movie.

I’ll give it a go. Clerks 2 was far better than it had any right to be.

Oxycodone is a sometimes drug. 

Just gonna leave this classic here