Gonna screenshot this for next time I see a “these AVC movie reviews are too policitized!!!” comment.

Spite may be the most noble reason of all to eat a massive amount of pancakes.

Local craft breweries are small, American-owned businesses. Shouldn’t these GOP shitbirds know that? Oh, right, they’re all morons who only care about owning the libs... by drinking shitty beer?

They can’t understand globalization.

Why is breast meat still the go to idea of “quality” in chicken? That’s like the worst part of the chicken (well, it’s probably better than the gizzard).

how he can’t get a regular damn beer in a regular damn bar anymore. This, according to the guy who runs a political consulting firm in Washington, D.C., is Socialism.

Budweiser or Miller or Coors or PBR or some kind of regular domestic beer.

remember how Chuck Schumer has an imaginary couple he named the Baileys, who live in his head, and who he has to run any policy decisions by?

It’s easy to laugh at them, but how many of us had as much fun as they did last weekend?

the problem with steak and shake is that it’s a crap shoot if you get a good one or a bad one. the good ones are awesome, food comes out quick and there’s no shenanigans. meanwhile the bad ones are just so terrible it keeps me from going to all of them (an example: me and a friend hit up a teak and shake at 3 AM after…

“Cataclysm” is pretty good, but Terry Pratchett claimed that “miracle” is a word for describing both fortuitous and tragic events:

Remember these are the guys that wrote that magnets work because of miracles. Miracle is an all purpose descriptor for these goons.

I’m sure the Germans have come up with something.

I have been living my life entirely wrong all these years.

“that it has happened 20 times consecutively is an absolute miracle.”

Chris, it makes sense. You don’t need dissension in that organization or any other for that matter. If there’s an anonymous leak, fire everyone. Beckham, gone. Mayfield, bye bye. Joey selling hot dogs in 44a, he’s done. Set the stadium on fire. 

If you want to hear more from Obama, offer him regular column space. Let him choose which of the Gizmodo Media Group he wants to write for. Give him as much $$ as he wants, full editorial control of his work, and the ability to set his own standards for commentariat participation as he sees fit.

“Barack Obama isn’t around much these days, having mostly traded in a visible post-presidency platform for Netflix deals,”

I thought Libby Watson wasn’t writing here anymore. 

Taking all of 15 seconds to look at his video titles alone, no. No, he is not a liberal.