Should’ve gone with “Ocean’s 80085,” amirite?

I tried a P’Zone when it first came out and it gave me the P’Shits.

Have you never yearned to have a money fight?

THE NFL PROTESTS ARE WHY MY BACK HURTS AND NO WOMAN WILL SLEEP WITH ME!!!!!!!!

I don’t understand this narrative at all. Fox was as unwilling to do R rated movies until Deadpool was successful (and it was only made after the green screen test went viral, before that it was in development he’ll and they absolutely ruined the character in Origins).

For those of you who watch the good place, remember when (Fake) Eleanor spoke about how she was messed up since her parents got divorced when she was young; meanwhile that other girl she was talking to brought up maybe the most traumatic and horrifying story of her shitty childhood, yet she ended up an amazing human…

no

Wasn’t Super Size Me speculated to be a bunch of bullshit since no one could replicate the results? (remember, he claimed that eating nothing but McDonald’s for 30 days almost KILLED him)

I don’t know about you, but I never:

Coincidentally enough, this is the punchline of a recent Dilbert cartoon.

Yeah, that didn’t happen.

It’s not the only one he dies in, nor is it the most ridiculous, but it is the most satisfying.

Cop Land, Beautiful Girls, Zebrahead, Higher Learning, Deep Blue Sea...

A photographer in their senior year of high school, two former best friends reconnecting, lingering guilt over one friend abandoning the other, a small town, supernatural elements, quirky teen dialogue, geeky nostalgia, LGBTQ subtext... what is this, Life is Strange?

I was saying “Booooo-urns.”

You’re my favorite reviewer.

Hahaha what a story Ignatiy! I’m so happy I have you as my best friend and I love Lisa so much!

Bad plastic surgery? This sounds more plausible all the time.

This is the first outright negative review I’ve seen for this movie, and it kind of reads as though the reviewer is just holding a grudge against James Franco. So ... I’m still gonna go see it.

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