Everything I love about punk music came from Tony Hawk games.

Saw this last night, total slog. Acting was phenomenal, music was top-tier, but the writing was garbage. I spent more time looking at my watch than the screen. 

Found the try hard

“I’m gay and you’re gay for playing me” - Soldier 76

I agree on the Lincoln part, but I’d go with a Continental. 

“we can neither confirm nor deny reports that 4 of the johns played little league”

When you need a crank and the only wrench is 2 hours away, sometimes you make the drive.

“Would I buy this for my teenager who just reached driving age?”

Two essays for a non-credit seminar? I hope they don’t charge full price for the course.

My only goal in life is to be as big as him

Jumping on the Toronto bandwagon because I like the colors and they use Sombra as their mascot. 

Oh why did I start googling this. This is a difficult thing to see.

He also won’t fart without being bare-assed

If you make all that and sell it to your friends, it pays for itself. CAPITALISM

IWTHYH would sell well in the bible belt.

I will never forgive one of my professors in college for pointing out how much Fallon laughs during the cowbell sketch. 

Do I bake the croissant normally and then waffle-iron it or do I use the unbaked dough?

Who wants to live forever?

The Simpsons is an animated soap opera at this point. The plots are hollow and the canon stopped existing somewhere in the teens.

I rewatched The Living Daylights last month and I haven’t gotten that song out of my head. I found a live acoustic version a-Ha did for MTV that slaps.