Two essays for a non-credit seminar? I hope they don’t charge full price for the course.

My only goal in life is to be as big as him

Jumping on the Toronto bandwagon because I like the colors and they use Sombra as their mascot. 

Oh why did I start googling this. This is a difficult thing to see.

He also won’t fart without being bare-assed

If you make all that and sell it to your friends, it pays for itself. CAPITALISM

IWTHYH would sell well in the bible belt.

I will never forgive one of my professors in college for pointing out how much Fallon laughs during the cowbell sketch. 

Do I bake the croissant normally and then waffle-iron it or do I use the unbaked dough?

Who wants to live forever?

The Simpsons is an animated soap opera at this point. The plots are hollow and the canon stopped existing somewhere in the teens.

I rewatched The Living Daylights last month and I haven’t gotten that song out of my head. I found a live acoustic version a-Ha did for MTV that slaps.

The final act of Goldfinger is too Deus Ex Machina for me. “Bond shagged the henchwoman so good that she went to the light side.” At least it’s not as bad as in the book where she’s an overt lesbian and he practically rapes her.

Goldeneye, the best Bond movie. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise, twice if you dare suggest a Moore film is better.

It’s like any other food or drink. Keep trying things until you find one you really like, then expand outwards.

I actually enjoy PBR for what it is, $3/pint or $5 for 6 tall boys.

“Hey hispters! Put down that triple honey IPA and try our mediocre lager that’s a half-step above Bud Light. Look we even got the guy from that one movie you like.”

A24 seems to have endless amounts of money these days.

I’d put Rollins/Carusi above Stabler/Beck. I only remember Beck from two scenes, when she arrested that guy for kissing the woman with the disease that made her look like a child after they just got out of court, and when she brought home that foster kid and the kid lit her couch on fire.

When SVU ends, the final episode should come from this “script”.