Because Miracle Whip is a sin.

Okay hang on. You put Queso next to fried egg, while blue cheese is next to american cheese? I’m very confused for a number of reasons.

San Antonio resident here. I’m glad they did this because it more-or-less forced HEB to do it. 

Blazing Saddles if I’m in the hospital because everyone loves that movie and everyone will be too busy laughing to know when I’ve passed.

Swing and a miss, just like *checks notes*

I would love to be able to enter my zipcode and see which varieties are available and at what stores.

Maybe they can pick up Last Man Standing so Tim Allen will shut the fuck up.

Reminder, for .50 you can get fries inside your burrito or taco. It’s a game-changer.

>Judas is a supporting character in Jesus Christ Superstar.

Well that was a frustrating episode. I was ready to give it an A until the ending.

Mmmmmmm, capitalism

Carnevil. I spent entirely too many quarters playing it.

Oof, that’s a style made for radio.

Speaking truth to power
Outing gay men

One day its going to come out that this is actually Bobby Flay

Charles looks like shit. I’d put money on him dying before Liz.

Being born a white man.

“Other people have horror stories of getting pinched when a sliver of nut was snuck out of their cup at impact”

Sure is classist in here.

Ahoy fellow SA bro.