One day its going to come out that this is actually Bobby Flay

Charles looks like shit. I’d put money on him dying before Liz.

Being born a white man.

“Other people have horror stories of getting pinched when a sliver of nut was snuck out of their cup at impact”

Sure is classist in here.

Ahoy fellow SA bro.

Is there somewhere I can check eligibility without handing over my phone and email to spammers?

License is only required on public property. This argument needs to be taken outback and shot.

David Duchovny as the T-1000, think about it

Piss babies with deep pockets

Just give me a line of Pike Place on a mirror and I’m good for the day.

Bad: you’re missing CHVRCHES’ “Love is Dead” I will admit it was not all I wanted it to be but it is still a very good album.

Yes that’s her name, no idea why I said Dr Ruth.

The return is “no more brown people”

I was 12 when I discovered Dr Ruth on Oxygen. Her show, and the softcore erotcia “Bliss” that followed after, were all this young boy needed to discover the world of sex. Shame that kids these days will never get that experience.

Needs suicide doors

I actually read that in Tony’s voice. RIP.

>If tips don’t elevate the employees’ wages to $15 an hour, then restaurants are required to make up for the shortfall.

“we have the meats” just don’t ask what kind

Every electric car should come with an ice cream truck jingle machine. Don’t @ me.