I think the commentariat here would be a good collective owner of TWC. I have $20 and a wish, who else is in?

Did theatre my freshman and part of my sophomore year. Theatre director called me a vulture when I begged for something to do because I was passionate about tech and all his favorites had assigned jobs.

I went to UNT. I’m screaming at my desk right now.

Adam Scott and Scott Adams should get a show where they talk about famous Adams and Scotts (or scots) in history. Granted, this would involve Scott Adams doing something other than drawing the same mediocre comic hes been drawing for 30 years or trolling forums, but I think Adam Scott would be great at constantly…

The Steak-umm’s twitter is, at best, a half-assed mashup of the Wendy’s and Moon Pie accounts. I find it difficult to call it late-stage capitalism, since anyone following the account on Twitter is probably well aware of the nature of the product.  

I wonder how they decide which Bond movies to feature. Nothing from Connery or Craig.

So glad you dedicated time in your busy day to debunk Reader’s Digest.

or Keith Dudemeister

How do you catch that shirt reference? How many time has that guy seen The Goonies? I’m all for Easter Eggs but that is some Rainman-level knowledge.

I had Coffiest, essentially espresso and Soylent. It was good for a few months but I’m not the kind of person who can eat the same thing all the time.

Maybe more people are watching it together? Or maybe we’re all tired of seeing Tom Brady’s stupid face? Probably both.

Biscotti is my go-to

I spend 14 hours a day being constantly bombarded about how I don’t make enough as my parents did, how I don’t save enough, how my boomer boss will not be leaving his position before he dies (his words), and how the most I can look forward to is a decent car because the real estate market is fucked.

This is is an episode of Always Sunny waiting to happen.

well now I’m crying at my desk

Not letting r/all be clogged up with bullshit from TheDonald would be a wonderful start

It certainly works as an indictment of a lackadaisical administration more interested in believing in freedom than facilitating it.

Oh, oh, do the one where reddit promised to find the Boston Bomber, or or when they let r/TheDonald abuse their platform with no repercussions, or The Fappening. Good times.

Have you watched Vice Principals yet?

Shrug. We all have to cope with this new reality in some way.