This is great, but it may not all be as completely live as you think. Even Springsteen - he’s handled himself rather well onstage a few times - was forced by the NFL to play to a pre-recorded backing track so there wouldn’t be any mistakes!

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

In context, it’s still a weird thing to say. Maybe even weirder than the hundred cans of soup.

He likes America like he likes his wife: Laying on her back, passive, not making a sound, not enjoying herself. Basically a flesh gym sock for him to flop spasmodically on for a minute or two occasionally because it’s her duty.

Maybe he meant it like a “back against the wall” type thing, like a scrappy fighter that won’t give up? I don’t know.

Does anyone really care about Rhode Island though? It’s not even an island.

Yeah but these laws make sense because, just like gun control laws, they only affect law abiding citizens WAIT SHIT

If he asked to borrow toilet paper, I’d tell him to just use a sock.

Imagine shitting in the stall next to him. He’d stick his hand under the divider and ask to borrow some toilet paper, then use the whole goddamn roll inefficiently, then say “sorry, tough luck.”

No, and if somebody wants to go into a restroom with nefarious purposes, there are already laws against sexual assault, etc., and another law isn’t going to stop them. Bathroom bills only make criminals of transgender people.

This guy deserves his business to go, like, mega-bankrupt.

Would still rather piss with this person next to me than Curt Schilling

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

Is that the one that makes it go?

That advice seems totally unrealistic and not helpful if everyone dismisses it. I think you can manage your finances and still get a nice car.

Some of the most conservative advisers say that the cost of your car shouldn’t exceed 10% of your annual income. That seems a bit absurd, but if people kept to this they are much more likely to become wealthy. That means you’d need to make $250K annually to afford an econobox. Those advisers want you saving every last…

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

Consumer thermal cameras like FLIR One are about $250. Not super pricey.

so many moving parts in this sport, so many opportunities to cheat. what i’m trying to say is, i’m turning pro.