Oops, did we turn that on?

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

I see white girls with braids working at Zara every damn time I go to one. I’ll bet my ass there isn’t a “no braids” policy.

Her hair looks beautiful, and I can’t imagine what actual problem there could be with it. Zara have opened themselves up to some serious problems here I think. Unless they have an actual “no braids” policy, which I highly doubt they do.

“It’s a real shame to build something so beautiful and not let people inside.”

There are different depictions of icons in all religions. Take Christ as an example;

I’ll do you one better. Lately, my practice has focused on plaintiffs’ legal malpractice claims against their IP lawyers. When you rely on their bad advice and get screwed, I’ll look at your case for you.

I am a lawyer. I do intellectual property law. You're wrong on this one.

That’s trademarks.

I don’t believe that is correct — you are thinking of trademark, which is quite different.

Parody puts it under fair usage, which I think this technically counts for. Like how a lot of AMVs get away with big publisher music usage.

To the extent it prevents against this kind of juridical obtuseness, I say, yes, it would be helpful.

#notallrapes

“SCHEFTER: I went in with the idea that this guy is a monster. I came out of there with a very different feeling. I came out of there feeling this is a guy who has managed to say the wrong things at the wrong time.” This is the same kind of apologist bullshit mental gymnastics that have people thinking Donald Trump…

In this exchange, you can see just how easy it is for someone like Hardy to get away with domestic abuse. All you have to do is seem NICE, and be personable, and look somewhat even halfway chastened, and the Adam Schefters of the world will believe you, just because you shook their hand.

Bottom of the 4th and they've completely tilted the camera so you can't see anyone behind the batter. I like these little battles.

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

"Broken Robot B.J." is the Romney household's euphemism for oral sex.