He’s not married yet; they’re still just engaged. Once he says, “I do”, I’m sure “backwards ballcaps are no longer permitted” will be on her list of things he has to change about himself.

He may as well be wearing Velcro sneakers

This. So much this.

AMEN.

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

Your comment reminds me of something I do at any bar association events. Any time I get a compliment, I say “no, I’m not (insert good adjective here), but (insert either name of partner or the firm of the person I am talking to) is definitely known for (being that aforementioned good adjective). Then I take a long…

PLEASE PICK SARAH AS YOUR RUNNING MATE DONALD!!!!!

I agree 150%. He absolutely knew and deserves to drink what he forced everyone else to drink.

It would be nice if the crazies actually targeted a deserving asshole for once.

I'd say he deserves to drink the water for a year, like these poor people did. He knew, they ALL KNEW. I'm having rage strokes.

Osmosis Economics. If you’re in the presence of someone with a lot of money, that money will surely spontaneously transfer over to you.

I guess they’re supposed to get pregnant and count on child support.

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

This is nonsense. They don’t want to die. They want to say “I’m prepared to die for the Constitution” so that people will go “Wow, these guys want to die, they’re a scary right-wing death cult!” They’re morons. They’re morons loitering in a shack.

You’re right, they don’t want a fight. What they want is to *DIE*, because in the minds of these deluded man-children, it’ll become Waco 2.0 and kick off a brand new civil war.

We shouldn’t even dignify these shits with a name. Just cut the power and water, bring in whatever crazy tech the FBI has to shut down wireless communication, and wait until they turn cannibal and arrest whoever is left.

I live in Chicago, the city where the mayor told the leads of the black community if riots took place (riots compared to protests) there would be consequences for those communities. Where are the consequences for these people? I appreciate the word art (I enjoyed “dorks in their best Sunday camo”), but they are armed…

Hmm ... I think I’m not going to assume there are a whole lot of “extremists” out there just waiting to lay claim to ranger shacks on remote wildlife refuges. More to the point, I don’t think these dipshits are “extremists.” They’re idiots. They are accomplishing precisely nothing beyond getting some media attention…

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.