The dick-hungry slut monster has vaginas EVERYWHERE.

Isn’t that funny? We’re monsters, fat and unfuckable yet men fuck us all the time.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

I know. I brought this upon myself. I am my own worst enemy.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

No no, you’re a defenseless little baby right up until the point when you turn 18, unless of course you’re a minority and being charged with a crime.

We are truly lucky in that regard. Witnesses to our high school horrors were limited to the few people that actually knew us and certainly didn’t make any sort of news.

By the time my 1 year old needs a cell phone, the brainwashing will have already set in and she will truly believe that naked selfies steal your soul just like I planned.

Unfortunately, it’s not even ironic. It’s accurate.

Also as an Oklahoman, this is not a joke.

God I wish it were a joke. There's nothing quite like living in the south and not being a gun owning republican zealot.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

What gets me is how few of them adopt children (especially non-white or disabled children)... and yet claim that adoption is the alternative.

or just live in Buffalo.

You forgot to add, “also if you are a buffalo bills fan”

This is going to be devastating news for his family when they sober up in 3 days.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

yes

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip