This was my suspicion about Davos as well and all I could think was:

I think he’s going to find out about Shireen. It didn’t look like he was standing over a grave, it looked like he was standing over an old fire pit. Remember, right now they’re camped at where Stannis camped before his final march to Winterfell.

Tig for the win (always). I like Schumer but she was out of line on this one. Commenting on Tig’s appearance (perceived) and personal experience on the road are none of her business and speculation.

You know, looking like a dude. Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

My personal favorite:

Yup. He also had virtually nothing to say about her speech last week where she called him unfit to be president, except that “Crooked Hillary should be in jail” (eye roll). She (and her team) are rattling him. I love it.

The best part is that it took that melted Glade candle TWO HOURS to come up with his comeback about how long it took Hillary to respond. This has been killing me all evening, y'all.

I didn’t understand “delete your account.” I thought it was more serious than it apparently is.

I can’t even wrap my head around this. Are minorities supposed to be against wearing nice clothes? In my experience, the Black people in my office are always better dressed than I am, regardless of level.

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That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I think that ““growing up” is the process of coming to terms with the many lives you choose *not* to lead and actively choosing the life you want - opportunity costs and all.” and “Giving someone life is no guarantee that they will stick around to keep you company. Giving someone love is a better bet.” are 2 of the…

This is fucking amazing. Jesus.

And don’t even get me started on people who post comments on internet articles.

You are the opposite of terrible. Kids are terrible.

I read so much about having kids, and the more and more I read about it, the less and less I ever want kids. But then I think “holy crap Zukka, what the hell is wrong with you, do you want be to that crazy old bachelor who ends up living on the top of a mountain alone?!” and then I think “maybe I should have kids- I’d…

Listen, I appreciate the sentiment here, but parents treat you differently once they have kids and you don’t.
It’s the way of things. Their new family is at the apex of their concerns.
You have a simulacrum of your previous relationship; it’s not lost, entirely, but it will never be what it was.
You can’t have it all.…