How generous of you to not have a problem when I have a glass once in awhile.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

I read an article criticizing her and one of the points was that her fashion choices were “inspired by Communist dictators.”

Allen’s presumption is that only women are oppressed, and that Democrats need to appeal to the non-oppressed. Of the 30% of this nation who are both white and male, you’ll still find that many of them live in poverty and oppression and would be benefited by social democratic ideals as they are. So maybe what Allen is…

We have been debating this all morning in the Jezebel chatroom and there is still no clear consensus on what banana-bowels are like

“she should meet his insults with a cheery silence”

i think Clinton should really just have Sam Bee’s team photoshop her and plaster it everywhere. FOOL PROOF WIN STRATEGY!

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

In this context, I think Schumer being female and the aggressor being male are essential components of him treating her as a commodity. Male celebs are also subjected to invasive and unwanted attention, but this “I/we paid for you [so I can do anything I want to you even if you say ‘no’]” sounds like a john thinking…

I don’t know - I get the impression that he would act like an entitled dick to anyone, just to inflate his own ego. Probably the bane of all waiters in a 50 mile radius. An “Equal Opportunity Annoyer”, if you will.

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

How long before someone who isn’t stable decides to be the Bathroom Monitor with a semi automatic and someone gets shot. Because this is exactly where this is headed.

i am the polar opposite of turned on

I applaud these women for trying to do something to combat the insane blowback to women in sports journalism. I feel awful for the dudes who have to read these, since it almost makes them look like the losers who actually typed those things.

Lol age 20-27...what happens to a thin, unpierced, non-tattooed attractive woman at age 28 that makes her so disgusting to gun nuts, I wonder? Does her hot body become less freedom-y at midnight on her 28th birthday?

What if...okay what if...guys guys what if...what if food ate people?

for old times’ sake

One juice proponent Dr. Woodson Merrell argued that juice is good because Americans need to eat more vegetables and fruits: “The whole thing about juice is it makes that easier to get.”

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.