That makes me sad, I love a good dark & stormy.

WORD.

This is my favorite gif EVAR.

Escaped the Crud!

Can we talk for a sec about restaurants that do weird shit to their food?

That is pretty horrifying.

My parents bought a place out in the middle of nowhere to retire quietly and never have any neighbors again, ever. The first time I visited they took me on a walk around the property... and right over a yellow-jacket nest. Little buggers came out from their underground hidey-hole and swarmed me.

You did. I only have myself to blame.

I am always so embarrassed to be the coffee run person who has a list of ridiculous orders. Like when I had to order some venti half peppermint soy with whipped cream what-have-you for a friend. My friend was a regular so the cashier actually said, "Oh, is this for —-?"

That man sound seriously deranged. Like the type that the team from Criminal Minds would stumble across during an investigation into the disappearance of numerous brunette waitresses in the tri-state area. SPOILER: It was him. They're all in the basement and forced to wear their filthy uniforms.

I had a boyfriend who would do the "fries trick" too. Stick it to the man!

That theory's been around a while, and I can't believe people devote their time to it: http://illuminatiwatcher.com/illuminati-sym…

That is some crazy ass abuse right there.

That sucks. You are absolutely right that leaving it right by the door is a bad idea.

I have a front desk position in a suite of offices. I get the usual requests to borrow pens (I have a special stash of crappy ones that I know I'll never see again) or a stapler or whatever, but sometimes people ask me if they can borrow my phone charger, and they seem genuinely put out that I won't give it to them.

I don't understand people like this! There's a couple of similar stories in the comments every week, of people who say "I CAN'T EAT THIS THING IT WILL KILL ME" and then order it.

I once read a Yelp review on a coffee chain from a woman who insisted that bringing in her own "gently used" paper cup (not even bought earlier that day) was perfectly okay and the fact that they denied her the cheaper refill rate was absolutely atrocious.

I am offended by people who are offended by vegetarian dishes. If you don't like meatless dishes, don't eat them.

Ew. No. This woman fails at breakfast.

My guess at milk-hater logic: