I love that she tries to explain away crazy with more crazy. I can totally see that. "Oh, it's because of the cheese..." *gestures to feta on a paper plate at the foot of the bed.* "Yup, that's definitely the smell. My bed cheese."

"BlickBlonald's." I had to cover up my chortling with a cough.

Lol, the fact that he brought home-made jello shots to a bar...

I absolutely hate how some elderly get this "fuck it I can get away with whatever it's so cute when the elderly are pervy" attitude. When I hit a certain age I'll probably say "fuck it" too, but that'll just mean that I'll keep wearing skirts and showing off my wrinkly tattoos, not perving on people and using my age…

That story did not end how I thought it would; sounded like the Goodfellas were gonna be the problem! Nice twist.

My friends and I used to go to Sunday breakfast at this cheap restaurant in Ireland that was staffed almost entirely by young pretty French/Italian/Russian/Caucasian-but-can't-speak-English-well women who may or may not have been working illegally.

omg that third pic. That is amazing.

My mom is locked into this "making do" attitude. My parents live only about 15 minutes outside of town, but that is 15 minutes down a very windy dirt road so it has the illusion or being more difficult to run errands than it really is.

Just went down the internet rabbit hole for stories about springs1. Oh my god.

Yes, exactly! It is so tedious to listen to voicemails and try to catch the number at the end. Then you gotta replay the whole thing. And leaving long-winded rambling messages is something that seems to span all generations.

Word.

TOTALLY. Why would I listen to a voicemail? It's going to have a lot of info that the caller will just repeat to me when I call them back. I will hear my fiance leave voicemails, and they always start with, "Hey it's me, call me back, I want to talk about [whatever], but basically..." and then he proceeds to explain…

Could this work in a crockpot, you think? Are the two appliances vastly different?

I am drawn to the detail of a white paper bag. Seems like the worst receptacle for vomit.

This is exactly how I make iced lattes at home. Is it considered poor form when ordering out? =\

Can't speak for cosplayers myself, but I've heard that gamers in general can be horrible tippers. It's a shitty stigma. I avoid trying to wrangle large groups to con dinners anyways, but am still worried that people will pre-judge me just because I'm wearing a con badge.

There is no one left to love on that show.

Speaking of getting naked, why didn't Dany tell Missandei that she and Grey Worm can do things that don't involve his dick (or lack thereof)? USE YOUR MOUTHS, DUMMIES.

Ugh, I had completely forgotten about the stupid wrap. My senior pictures came out so abysmal that my parents never even ordered a set, and kept the portraits from junior year. In those my hair was bleached a yellow blonde and I had something between a scowl and a completely blank face. So that gives you an idea of…