twelvehappymen
twelvehappymen
twelvehappymen

Agreed. Actually laughed out loud and said, “What?” when I read this article. Using a stiff-soled shoe makes a weak foot. The stronger your feet, the better you will walk, run, hike, jump, everything. Not using your feet just transfers the work to your legs.

Then my career is a fucking sit start V10 with a bat-hang drop down...and I haven’t even reached the crux, yet.

Vote: Boker plus.

What is the average scoring of human doctors? I bet it is less than 90%

As a 31 year old, it's alternately cool and frustrating to watch kids fly past me on the wall.

I had Crypto once, no fun. I drank from a stream very close to the source (a glacier), but I guess a bear pooped even closer.

Doesn't sound like much fun.

Behold! Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, motherfuckers.

They are doing the sequel in stop motion, it's slated for a May 2094 release.

(QUICK PERSONAL NOTE! This is my 100th column since I was officially hired by Jalopnik back in February. Since it marks the end of the road with my Ferrari, I think it's a fitting milestone. Thank you to everyone for the support, the kind words, the e-mails, the positive comments, and – especially to the many readers

You have no idea how glad I am I will no longer have to avoid the columns about you and your damn Ferrari. The only articles I hate more are "will it baby".

I thought the hardest part about owning a Ferrari was not talking about it. ZING!

Whoa whoa whoa ... "hired by Jalopnik"? Do they pay you in khaki shorts?

It's not a horrible thing. If you live in a super rural area, sometimes it's the only way to get chickens.

Oh no! Not those chemicals! It's almost like every single substance that we know of is composed of them!* Like every single cell in your body contains millions of 'em! Like you spend your entire life manufacturing them and devouring them to keep yourself from death!