Can I work from my attic? I'm kind of stuck up here and can't figure out what to do about the people that moved into my house. I tried reading the handbook, but it reads like stereo instructions.

My sister's 3rd grade science fair project, 20-odd years ago, took two dozen birds, stuffed half in a box with conventional feed and let the other dozen run around and eat grain and bugs.

"you created an idiot proof system that actually is creating problems for good drivers?! "

Go look at the fatality statistics by miles driven or hours driven. Todays approach is clearly the correct one.

Honda Fit Si?

Judging by how many race-prepped Miatas have thrashed my road-going 911, gonna have to go with race car.

As if finding tires for 13" rims wasn't impossible already, my pinto's last bastion of hope dies in F1.

WOMEN WEAKEN LEGS.

Hahaha am I really doing to be the first to point this out? The "respectable journalists" are using zoom lens cameras from super far away to take their own bikini creep shots for this newscast and none of the women seem to be aware that they're on tv. The best part is at 0:55. The audio "he was gettin behind…

I don't think that's why atheism gets a bad rep. It gets a bad rep because believers are very prejudiced. And because they force atheists in the closet, they don't get to know which are nice and which are annoying.

The only thing that I would want is the engine. Who the fuck steals & strips a Viper but leaves the motor? It's like robbing a bank but only stealing the pens.

this one does...

you can tweak MUCH more of it using Wanam and Xposed.... might give that a try, it's awesome. Custom rows and columns, resizeable icons etc.

And after downloading this, install Wanam and Xposed installer and get the XposedGEL module. /it will allow custom rows and columns as well as let you shrink icons…

Diet Dr. Pepper is wonderful, but it is second to...

You haven't seen many race cars, I guess. Most sanctioning bodies require an upper seatback brace for any non-FIA-approved seat, and strongly recommend them for FIA-approved seats. They exist to prevent the seat back from collapsing in a rear hit. It needs to be adjustable (but pinned) on seats with sliders, and can…

Right? Seems to me, a whistleblower revealing that our government secretly spying on the entire populace without probable cause or appropriate warrants in violation of the constitution is a large enough issue, with aspects that cut across all aspects of our society, that it ought to be worthy of coverage on jezebel…

Hey look everyone!!! A bright, shiny object — right over there!!! Yeah, that's right! The one dancing in the cave! Look!

Oh, and don't worry about all that surveillance stuff and that funny PRISM thing. You've got something else to look at RIGHT HERE!!!!

I'm an experienced skater who hasn't fallen in years...