(QUICK PERSONAL NOTE! This is my 100th column since I was officially hired by Jalopnik back in February. Since it marks the end of the road with my Ferrari, I think it's a fitting milestone. Thank you to everyone for the support, the kind words, the e-mails, the positive comments, and – especially to the many readers…

You have no idea how glad I am I will no longer have to avoid the columns about you and your damn Ferrari. The only articles I hate more are "will it baby".

I thought the hardest part about owning a Ferrari was not talking about it. ZING!

Whoa whoa whoa ... "hired by Jalopnik"? Do they pay you in khaki shorts?

Vote: Moto X

It's not a horrible thing. If you live in a super rural area, sometimes it's the only way to get chickens.

oh noes, nott teh cemicilzzz!!

How about you post some *actual* sources (peer reviewed, reputable journals, reproducible results - no hysteria) and then we can really dissect what is and isn't going to make someone obese, cause cancer, and give you diabetes. Because there is lots to talk about! and lots of research…

Oh no! Not those chemicals! It's almost like every single substance that we know of is composed of them!* Like every single cell in your body contains millions of 'em! Like you spend your entire life manufacturing them and devouring them to keep yourself from death!

"you created an idiot proof system that actually is creating problems for good drivers?! "

Go look at the fatality statistics by miles driven or hours driven. Todays approach is clearly the correct one.

Honda Fit Si?

Judging by how many race-prepped Miatas have thrashed my road-going 911, gonna have to go with race car.

As if finding tires for 13" rims wasn't impossible already, my pinto's last bastion of hope dies in F1.

WOMEN WEAKEN LEGS.

Hahaha am I really doing to be the first to point this out? The "respectable journalists" are using zoom lens cameras from super far away to take their own bikini creep shots for this newscast and none of the women seem to be aware that they're on tv. The best part is at 0:55. The audio "he was gettin behind…

I don't think that's why atheism gets a bad rep. It gets a bad rep because believers are very prejudiced. And because they force atheists in the closet, they don't get to know which are nice and which are annoying.

The only thing that I would want is the engine. Who the fuck steals & strips a Viper but leaves the motor? It's like robbing a bank but only stealing the pens.

this one does...

you can tweak MUCH more of it using Wanam and Xposed.... might give that a try, it's awesome. Custom rows and columns, resizeable icons etc.

And after downloading this, install Wanam and Xposed installer and get the XposedGEL module. /it will allow custom rows and columns as well as let you shrink icons…

Diet Dr. Pepper is wonderful, but it is second to...

You haven't seen many race cars, I guess. Most sanctioning bodies require an upper seatback brace for any non-FIA-approved seat, and strongly recommend them for FIA-approved seats. They exist to prevent the seat back from collapsing in a rear hit. It needs to be adjustable (but pinned) on seats with sliders, and can…