Right? Seems to me, a whistleblower revealing that our government secretly spying on the entire populace without probable cause or appropriate warrants in violation of the constitution is a large enough issue, with aspects that cut across all aspects of our society, that it ought to be worthy of coverage on jezebel…

Hey look everyone!!! A bright, shiny object — right over there!!! Yeah, that's right! The one dancing in the cave! Look!

Oh, and don't worry about all that surveillance stuff and that funny PRISM thing. You've got something else to look at RIGHT HERE!!!!