I apparently am the only person that has this opinion. But what Lexi was doing looked a whole lot like the angle shooting bullshit cheating you see in junior golf all of the time. This isn’t a mark your ball to the side to stay out of the way and forget to replace it correctly thing. She marked it to move it.

I’m always confused by these “sticking penises into things” stories. Are we erect here? Because that seems super awkward. And if not, it seems like we aren’t showing our true penis power if we are just sticking our limp dick into a hot dog bun, which is unfortunate waste of an opportunity. What I’m saying is that it’s…

Exciting time at the Villages, America’s friendliest home town.

Ugh...this sucks. I coached 9/10 year old baseball and got the yips pitching BP to the kids. We often wouldn’t have a catcher and I would throw it behind the kids and all over the place.

His swing is like Poppin’ Fresh falling down a flight of stairs

Might I recommend a fucking sign.

The effect of Steph Curry being awesome really manifests itself in interesting ways.

Meanwhile year’s later in Golden State, Dirk Nowitzki has yet to fix the hole he made on the way to the lockerroom, and even vandalized the spot with his own signature.

labored

Asshole blocked me on Twitter....I can’t possibly imagine why:

I agree in theory with your article, but I think it sort of ignores the point that some of us who oppose Trump have:that he poses the single greatest threat to our nation’s existence and security of anyone ever. I think we all sort of hoped it wouldn’t come to this, and yes, I thought considering the pre-election…

TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR

If he “went back there” and said it, I bet Dwight Howard would’ve had some very strong words in return, and he would have totally beat his ass, except for that tiny security guard holding him back.

Nice offensive foul on the wardoff move by the UK player.

This is really neither here nor there, but I am an attorney and I had a case where I called up someone and asked them about the details of some mundane regular thing. She told me, and I was like “oh, okay, that’s weird. thanks bye”.

By the way, I lasted like 12 minutes into his 30 minutes show before my ears started bleeding, and he’s getting paid like $20mm a year. What the fuck?

Fucking Bill Simmons always wears sweaters when it’s above 80 degrees outside. That’s not fucking “normal guy”. His shtick is dead.

Some guy was trying to do this to me one time at a fucking 4/8 limit table after it had been re-raised to the max on the river and he was considering whether to make the final call ($8 in about a pot worth well over a hundred)...

Yeah this is why I’m sending my kid to private school, because I want my kid to be a nigga who chills his shit.

But you have to stay on John Olerud’s head at all times, so who gives a shit what you think.