Wes Matthews would be so fucked.

Rangers magic number for home field and these fucking frauds is 2.

No bat flip. Hustle around the bases. The same way Jesus did when he hit a homerun.

And while you’re at it, evidence of all of those rapes/sexual assaults.

Sometimes I mentally buy into the narrative that most of all of the police are good guys with the exception of a few. While I still hope that is the case, the way police unions and those who speak for the police publicly react to these situations is a huge part of the problem and a possible indication that most police…

It’d be one thing if there was a documented history of head injuries involved with playing the sport of football, but this all just seems like overkill.

Give him a break, the other reporter misunderstood Whitlock and thought he was just asking for Kap to pass the barbecue sauce.

Man, CBS seems to really miss the point of their own concept. The concept was to hire a former ref to give us the analysis that the officials on the field are going trough and give us some insight onto how the call will turn out.

There has to be a greater than zero chance that he’s kidnapped and ends up in a barrel somewhere, right?

Not my very first team, but the only championship team with Eddie Griffin on it. 2001.

I trust that the Brazilian Authorities will do a thorough, fair, and unbiased investigation free from undue influence.

I don’t think you really need to take a dive when the attack is potentially a terrorist attack and unrelated to soccer.

There’s like very little chance that actually answering the question will in any way be detrimental to him, but if he just answers it, then he won’t be a power tripping dickhead.

Was that his fucking face that fell of there at the end?

I feel confident that A-Rod has jerked off into a cup on his own accord a number of times.

I remember when I got “pre-approved” for $90,000 because I am (technically) “self employed”...a “nice starter home” as the idiot on the phone told me. I ended up buying a $300,000 house.

it’s going to be so funny when she has a deformed baby!! LOL!

I WAS SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE RELATIVE LACK OF FREE COFFEE OPTIONS:

One click? Actually you have to get your dick hard, pull down your pants, grab your phone, unlock it, go to snapchat, open up snap chat, aim your phone at your dick, then take a picture of your dick, then click on the button to post it to your snapchat.

2006 NBA Finals definitely rigged. I’m not saying that the whole game was orchestrated, that the players were in on it, or that the outcome was 100% certain, but there’s no question in my mind that Dwyane Wade was being intentionally propped up by the NBA.