I have a really hard time taking Brian Windhorst even a little seriously.

If you were really such an amazing fuckhead evil genius, asshole, you wouldn’t have tried a goddamn retarded DROP KICK with a 14 point lead. Fuck off and answer the reporters questions. We’ll let you videotape all of the Texans practices this week.

Tiger Woods is a politician on a nationwide, never ending stump speech tour.

I just don’t get it it all...

She’s givin’ him a spray!!

Although he is actually an awesome coach, Rick Carlisle does something that’s really frustrating. If the Mavs are down like 12, he will take out Dirk to conserve him for the last 5 minutes, and then when he would normally come back in, there is 4 minutes left and we are down 17, so then it’s pointless and our guy…

It’s ridiculous. Free throws are something you want to have. If you are so bad at them that the other team intentionally gives them to you to help themselves, then get better, make up for it in a different way, or head your sorry ass to the bench.

Fuckin Mike Napoli motherfucker walks out there like Luke Goddamn Babbitt on coke with Kendrick Perkins’ fucking jumpshot. The dipshit then shoots 12 goddamn percent, taking fucking inefficient long twos, then walks over there and throat slash like the motherfucker is Derek Fisher using his daughter to ring chase…

Any other Texas attorneys want to clear up how they are going to get around the 100k non-economic damages cap for a municipality?

DeAndre Jordan wanted to leave? There's an interesting take.

Oh and just in case you are wondering, Dirk finished the night 9/14 for 23 points to lead the Mavs to their 5th straight win, at the age of 37.

I’m not sure if “we are going to doxxx your shit bitches” is as effective on radical jihadists as it is on regular people , but good luck!

I’m sorry, I don’t recognize this guy who you say is Russell Westbrook, but is not dressed like a transgendered Urkel on Halloween.

Just change it to R3D SOX or RED SOCKS and tell the MLB to go shove Lance Berkman’s baseball bat up their asses.

Lets re-visit my favorite Jean Jacques Taylor tweet:

It doesn’t make any goddamn sense. Even the worst quarterback in the league in terms of completion percentage is at 53% (Ryan Mallet). Most everyone is mid 60s or higher. And every single QB is conditioned to throw the ball as safely and as boringly as possible. A pass play is not risky....hardly at all...and that’s…

Isn’t this pretty simple? The people doing the investigating are employees of the NFL, who has a vested interest in minimizing everything and hoping it all goes away. Since this was intended to be private, the investigators never believed they would have to answer for why they didn’t ask the right questions.

I hope this offer to come to a Devils game is really an opportunity to purchase discounted upper level tickets for a non-weekend game.

One time Tom Hicks’ dumbass landed his fucking helicopter on our school’s baseball field so he could watch his kid play in a football game and attempt to go over the middle only to get lit the fuck up by me.