What fucking hypocrite would go on a crusade against tolerance when he forced Ranger fans to tolerate 73 goddamn games of him in 2013.

David Stern has probably kissed that trophy because he’s weird so essentially “Warriors Owner cums on David Stern’s face” is not an inaccurate headline.

I just always feel like things aren’t going to well for you legally if your brief includes phrases and words such as “donkey balls” and “negro”.

That’s one way to treat a concussion.

I don’t know why this reminds me of the possible opposite reaction. In high school basketball, I distinctly remember playing a team that had 4 out of 5 players going to play D1. I remember turning the ball over on a full court press and at halftime listening to our coach scream curse words for 20 minutes at us about…

There is no excuse for the police officer’s behavior if that version of the story is indeed the truth, but I will never understand why people react.

YES.

Last year I was eating a hamburger in uptown Dallas and I saw the back of the heads of two people who were extremely tall, a white guy and a light skinned black guy. One appeared to be about 6’10” and the other was ~6’7”. I immediately thought...from like 100 feet away...”Chandler Parsons and Richard Jefferson”!

Funny thing is from watching Hard Knocks it seemed like Bill O’Brien has his shit together and it’s not really his fault that his team is fucking terrible.

I don’t really even get the joke but ZINNNNNNNNNNNNG

Timeout, Chris Webber. Time out. Oh wait you don’t have any left.

That’s funny...I want major league baseball to stop scheduling the playoffs in the middle of work days on cable networks which are not available to vast swaths of the population.

Greg Abbott is such a hypocritical lying pieces of shit ever. If ever there were a personal injury case where the jury, public, or legislature might have some sort of sympathetic feeling towards the defendant, it is one where a tree falls on a jogger and the jogger sues the landowner. That’s exactly Greg Abbott’s…

The child was eaten.

Lets just hope that the victims don’t start trying to call this intentional. It voids insurance coverage if it was intentional.

I wouldn’t call myself an expert on the swinging gate and I generally think it’s a big waste of time and effort, but didn’t they actually get a favorable look here? They have 8 vs. 5 on the right side and theoretically you pull back in shot gun and fire one over to a receiver on the right and it should be a big…

Drew Magary crashed it into a treee

It’s pretty fucking weird that former NBA three point specialist Steve Smith is talking about living wills on CNN.

Well for the Mavericks he was a complete douchebag no-show, who was absolutely terrible when he did play, and completely disrespectful and unprofessional in every sense of the word.