I’m not running again ever.

“Geez I tell ya. Cryin man? Has then man ever been inside of a vaginah? Nah. Probably Nauwght. Fahck.”

Utley hit .212 with 8 homeruns is why the Dodgers shouldn’t play him.

You misspelled the first word of the article.

I would just like to point out that the premise that picking fantasy football lineups is skill based and online poker is not is utterly ridiculous.

Look bro, Imma go ahead and take your word for it.

I think the look you see is him realizing that he has just gotten his ass run over and really is out of options on how to proceed.

I would love to hear more about earning Bud Norris’ American Dollars with a 6.98 ERA.

HMMMMMMMMM LAPTOP STEALER OR GOD AMONGST MEN, WHO TO BELIEVE....

Are we still sticking with “TMZ is not reputable” when they are pretty much always accurate and earlier than everyone else?

Ugh. I was thinking more this:

Hey look, more claims of “saying you are doing what we are actually doing” coming from republican types. End discrimination against women?

I feel like once again, Chris Broussard is being persecuted and ridiculed for his Christianity.

My favorite part of the video was how inadequate Joe West’s mask is at protecting that turkey neck.

“Soldier, protect the right flank”

Shortly after this video was shot, the whiny child escaped into the backyard to “scare” the bears away and was mauled by the mother bear who kept the child alive until her cubs were done feeding.

“Flite”? Are you fucking kidding me?

I think in the real world you get fired for good if you get drug tested and fail. Also, in my world, the value of your personal injury claim goes way way way down.

Sometimes I have the packing lunch problem. I am a fucking maniac. I just eat the lunch and go to Chipotle anyway.

It’s remarkable just how laughably bad teams are at game management. On Thursday, the Steelers went on a 12 play, 70 yard drive that took 2:57 and ended with them scoring with 2 seconds left to lose by a touchdown. What in the goddamn hell is that?