I kind of feel like your standard of “getting them all right” is a little bit not fair. I mean, I have no idea who the polio person is other than it’s not isaac newton or einstein. I actually got it right, but it was just a guess. Also, the water boiling thing? Whatever. That was the one I missed, and I don’t think…

Meh, fuck people who cheer for the favorite to win like their millionth major. That’s this lady’s first time in a final and she just knocked off Serena fucking Williams out of nowhere and has a chance to win the US Open. That’s a way more badass story in my opinion.

His foot was pressed up against the wall in an agressive manner, as if he were ready to charge at the officer, like a bull.

With all if the consequences the Patriots have faced, it’s really surprising that something like this would happen in game 1.

I’m still having a really hard time wrapping my head around the idea that the person denying same sex marriage licenses is seriously claiming to be the one being persecuted here, and some semi-relevant politicians actually support that idea.

“Hi, my name is Steve and I’m a freshmen. I’m the third string linebacker. That Moreno guy is a real dick. Can I play?”

When I see men go down like this, I don’t think it’s funny to make fun of them.

Thank god Tom Brady won. Hopefully this will restore his confidence.

I’ve decided to put this here: One time in highschool basketball we won the tip backwards and our idiot small forward got the ball and tried to score on our own goal, but instead of going in for an uncontested layup, he airballed a 3 pointer.

I’d spend some time addressing your comments, but you’ll soon develop lung cancer and die from the black cloud of smog which constantly envelopes the entire city of Houston, so I hardly see the point.

Don’t worry, Snake Farm has insurance that will take care of that.

More remarkable is that Jeff Francoeur is still in the major leagues.

“Where is the torn ACL which proves I raped her.”

I freak them out by WINNING.

If I ever have a daughter, I’m locking her in a closet until she’s 30. I’m sure that will be healthy.

I think I’m kind of getting tired of the fake outrage. I think everyone who has been to college is pretty aware that this attitude is par for the course. The only surprising thing about this is that most fraternities aren’t dumb enough to actually put up gigantic fucking signs publicly announcing their feelings about…

“Full statement from Art Briles’ lawyer”.

at lots of players are working getting to play college football without even that consolation prize.

I actually have known about this site for a few years now...from my church.

It’s odd to me that rape defense is just prolonged victim blaming. Maybe that’s what it has to be, but it’s just a really shitty thing to do. I just find it really hard to believe that someone has consensual sex with someone else and turns it into something like this if it was truly consensual.