He probably has a massive penis.

Pretty sure the guy could be dead on the field and Didi Gregorious and Joe Girardi would not give one fuck.

God this makes my blood boil. Bubba Watson is such a fucking asshole. There is nothing worse than pro golfers who try to bully rules officials.

Jason Day’s a cool dude, but I need some verification on this:

I’m guessing Yovani Gallardo.

WOOOO FUCK YEAH. GO TEAM ABORTION!!

He died 18 years ago.

Not to say that the criticism wasn’t warranted, but fuck all the haters. I thought it was okay. I thought the first 2 episodes and the last 2 were entertaining and pretty easy to follow and the shootout was pretty awesome.

I spilled coffee on my fucking macbook keyboard. A few of the keys didn’t work. They told me it would cost $750 to replace the keyboard. Or I could buy a new laptop. They kept telling me that the issue was “liability” on their part of the computer decides to fuck up anytime soon. I told them like 100 times I’ll sign…

Vanderbilt football: You say no, we say yes. Because that’s what you really meant.

I bet you posted the same shit about Pete Rose in 1975.

I’m 30. I guess I’m officially old. Fuck it all.

I think the thing that makes this so AJ Pierzynski is that he really truly did think it was a strike because it crossed the plate in the zone. It wasn’t like “haha look I’m framing this, haha!!”

Fuck all of you. I thought this episode was actually awesome. Of course it’s ridiculous, we all knew that coming in... “You want me to roll a joint?” was fucking hilarious...but eat shit.

This will be nothing compared to Sochi, which was a feces filled cess pool that suffered through 8 terrorist attacks.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of Julian Green, who is apparently a soccer player!!

Love how this guy takes great pains to not identify the club or the state, yet provides his name. A simple google search shows that it’s Tulatin Country Club in Oregon.

What a nice gesture. This is a really stand up thing for the NFL to do and I expected nothing less.

Shady McCoy going to slip each and every one of these bitches a 20 (cent piece) to get his fuck on.