WOOOO FUCK YEAH. GO TEAM ABORTION!!

He died 18 years ago.

Not to say that the criticism wasn’t warranted, but fuck all the haters. I thought it was okay. I thought the first 2 episodes and the last 2 were entertaining and pretty easy to follow and the shootout was pretty awesome.

Vanderbilt football: You say no, we say yes. Because that’s what you really meant.

I bet you posted the same shit about Pete Rose in 1975.

I’m 30. I guess I’m officially old. Fuck it all.

I think the thing that makes this so AJ Pierzynski is that he really truly did think it was a strike because it crossed the plate in the zone. It wasn’t like “haha look I’m framing this, haha!!”

Fuck all of you. I thought this episode was actually awesome. Of course it’s ridiculous, we all knew that coming in... “You want me to roll a joint?” was fucking hilarious...but eat shit.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of Julian Green, who is apparently a soccer player!!

Love how this guy takes great pains to not identify the club or the state, yet provides his name. A simple google search shows that it’s Tulatin Country Club in Oregon.

What a nice gesture. This is a really stand up thing for the NFL to do and I expected nothing less.

Shady McCoy going to slip each and every one of these bitches a 20 (cent piece) to get his fuck on.

So the guy talked shit, drove a long distance to start a fight, and then got his ass kicked? Nice!

Can’t wait for the latest steamy love scene between Maverick and Charlie, Maverick’s wife of 29 years.

Let me summarize the answer for you: It depends.

As a Maverick fan, I don’t think many lamestream people really get the full extent of the ass fucking DeAndre gave us here. We have a 37-year-old superstar heading into the twilight of his career, and are trying to make one last run with him while also bridging the roster to the Dirk-less future. We are coming off of…

I can totally imagine Blake Griffin and the entire Clippers team texting Broussard and being like “Lets see if he tweets this...I bet he does lol!” then when he does they all crack up laughing and go back to giving each other hand jobs.

I googled this Reeves Wiedeman fellow, and he has a pretty small frame and likely wouldn’t even provide enough meat for one Whitlock feeding. And we all know that the skinny types are more bland and rubbery, and not enough Kansas City barbecue sauce can overcome that.

I thought Foxcatcher sucked. What was layered about his performance? He was just like a bland robot.