He’s not dead. He just assumes the physical being of his direwolf and exacts revenge, leading House Velcaro to the throne one bark at a time.

Sweet video of a guy in a bear suit

Guys the way you write is just like that guy in that movie, keep it up.

Softball is all this guy has.

Then the Rangers failed to score in the inning and lost by one run.

Agreed, in prehistoric days, early humans are known to have thrown spears underhanded.

jerkin it at work

G'day Mate! to all the Koreans out there

the best player in the world....who is down 3-2.....so....shut the fuck up.

He was just fine for the Mavs last year. Enough so that we were super pissed that he left and missed him a lot.

I hope he falls his dumbass off the hoverboard and sprains his ankle. I say that, and I’m not even a Cavs fan.

They’ve played a fast, small, wildass game all year long and that’s why they are where they are. I don’t know why it took 3AM texts, clandestine research of last year’s finals, and an international coaching summit to figure this out.

Looks like he's always trying to get to 4.

I asked my dog for comment on this distressing story:

That pitch was about 3 inches outside. Torii Hunter’s reaction is therefore totally justified.

The guy in the parking lot at Texas Stadium years back tried to take my cell phone at the Nelson. I don’t think I would’ve ever seen it again. Fuck that guy.

You know they have the internet so you aren’t stuck with 2 second blimp shot clips...

I was like “How could you ever be confident in any one tweet that it’s the worst tweet of all time...that’s a bold claim Deadspin.” Then I read the tweet. “Oh.”

I say Fuck Chevy. Pretty douchebag move for them to kick you out. That’s like a 3-year old’s response.

In this particular case, there were two buckets, one clearly marked for Emily Jones by Elvis Andrus, America’s favorite baseball mascot.