Kenny the Jet Smith has a super weird accent in this video.

Haha what an awesome give up headline. Might as well have thrown in a “No really. Bernie really sucked dick yesterday”.

“THREH MARANAR BRODCASTORS”

It’s easy to sound contrite when you’ve been caught red handed.

I'm just drinking a soda, being Super Cashz, don't mind me. Man this is refreshing.

It’s always funny when super guilty ass motherfuckers who are completely backed into a corner continue to lie their asses off. It’s like, now that we know 100% that they are just straight up fucking lying, it’s much more fun and satisfying to read/listen to what they say, knowing that it’s bullshit. Like citing the…

Fuck people like this. I don’t even give a shit if he did it or not. There’s just no need to be an unrepentant fucking dickwad when filing legal stuff and fuck everyone who does it.

I hate to be all contrarian because Rickie’s a great golfer and is a total boss, but despite being consistently heralded as one of the better players on your, this is only his second PGA Tour win

Dwight Howard treating Griffin like he's his kid who didn't clean his room.

Clearly leaving your kid in the car is fine since not one person who died has posted a response.

NO FUN ON THE GODDAMN CUBS

“You better watch what you say or I will run into the corner and dodge the shit out of your punches, unless you are a woman.”

EAT A BIG FAT DICK, BOB.

what the fuck Gary Sheffield?

Now read that statement as a potential buyer...

Hearsay: “an out-of-court statement introduced to prove the truth of the matter asserted therein.”

Duncanbot’s wires are clearly getting frayed as time goes on.

Perhaps he’s qualified to talk boxing, but I’m not so sure about basketball.

He tried to ask for a ball, and then the other guy was like, Nooooo. Then some terse words were exchanged!!