EAT A BIG FAT DICK, BOB.

what the fuck Gary Sheffield?

Now read that statement as a potential buyer...

do what now?

Hearsay: “an out-of-court statement introduced to prove the truth of the matter asserted therein.”

Duncanbot’s wires are clearly getting frayed as time goes on.

Perhaps he’s qualified to talk boxing, but I’m not so sure about basketball.

He tried to ask for a ball, and then the other guy was like, Nooooo. Then some terse words were exchanged!!

Just FYI, all of the destruction of evidence sounds pretty common, (at least in the civil cases I deal with). It’s really just like “were getting rid of your old crap,” not really some sort of HIDE ALL OF THE EVIDENCE thing.

I personally think he captured the Rockets personality just about perfectly, that tweet included. What a bunch of cunts.

The Rockets are run by such a gigantic cock turd of a douchebag that I’m pretty shocked that they didn’t stand behind their own tweet.

Look, it’s exciting to make it to the second round for the first time since 2009 and second time since 1997.

was she hot?

I got my first office job 6 years ago and rolled up my sleeves on day 1 and I have rolled them up, literally, every single work day since. Not one day have I ever left them down. The only time the sleeves have EVER been down is when I have to wear a sport coat for some reason, which has really never happened at the…

Agreed, Joey Talleywacker.

My aunt has Greg Popovich for a client in the insurance business. And there seems to be no debating the fact that Deron Williams is a cunt.

It’s like 90% of the people are so dumb that they don’t realize that you an intentionally commit a physical act, yet also not intend the consequences.

Isn’t there also the video where he’s fucking hiding from everyone on his way out?

I feel like I need to make a gloryhole joke.