Wait, so the guy who averaged 17 ppg on 46% shooting in 29 minutes and scored 24 on 10/14 shooting in game 1 is where on your rankings of offensive threats?

That whole neighborhood looks like the set of “The Fighter”.

So he slit his wrist with a skate, right?

I’m a homer and it’s pretty tough to differentiate between awesome dunks, but here’s one for the old guys:

That does not look stitch worthy. Pretty much confirms my theory that athletes over medicate because they have a medical staff ready to go at all times.

Marshawn Lynch = Disrespectful Thug.

I mean why the fuck does he think he can get away with that? Does he think we are all fucking morons?

OK JAMES HARDEN

Ugh, the yips are real. I grew up a very good little league pitcher and can still throw pretty good. But, I can’t pitch batting practice to 9-10 year olds without hitting them. It’s fucking unreal and pathetic. I throw it behind them, over their heads, all over the fucking place.

I think the main point is it’s pretty much total fucking bullshit to rescind a technical, purely to suit the NBA’s interest in having Westbrook play in an exciting down to the wire game on national television (albeit NBA TV).

Maybe the league can step in and rescind some of the Thunder losses to get them into the playoffs too! This is so 2006y.

He just succumbed to the pure athletic ability of the guy who chased him down.

Yeah no way he has insurance and now he’ll probably be on Medicaid soon. Basketball has been terrible to this poor young man.

Did Derrick-y feel a whittle ouchey in his whittle knee again, better shut her down for the next 18-26 months.

I had seen pictures of Drew and stuff but didn’t realize how much he looked like a deranged bird.

Poor patriotic cybercrime fighting superhero fat computer guy

“Oh! You’re Bo Jackson?? Sorry I didn’t recognize you since you are so old and out of shape!

My lame kid didn't do shit for April Fool's. He's 9 months old.

Just from that screenshot, wtf.

Maybe he's licking that MMBBQ Sauce off his lips