We really need to get the tags back on the main page. I wanted to click on this in case it was Dirt Bag, but in doing so I ran the risk of clicking on an article exclusively about Miley Cyrus's butt bruise.

LOL! But seriously, I think that Portland family was abusing Lux. Who kicks their cat as a punishment? Something in the milk ain't clean.

Seriously...that's how kids learn not to pull tails. Maybe teach your kid to leave the cat alone. I get wanting to "defend" your child...but these people sound like they are completely disconnected with reality. I hope Jackson helps them...I mean the cat.

Anti-cat and racist: you should make a ton of friends here.

If you are on the fence about whether you should keep a pet, then you probably shouldn't have a pet. I'm sure there is a family that is willing to love and care for the alleged cat from hell.

The kid pulled his tail and then the father kicked Lux. Fuck these people. Gimme Lux.

I agree. Leggings as pants is only one of the MANY dress code issues I deal with as a teacher. We give the boys shit about wearing their pants underneath their butts and showing their underwear. We also give the girls shit when their leggings are so thin or tight that we can see their underwear through them. Leggings…

I don't like cats, never have, and never will (yes, I prefer my pets dimwitted and slobbery) BUT this cat needs to be saved from these STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE!

They don't deserve to keep that poor cat. First of all, cats aren't meant to weigh 22 pounds. Second of all, MAYBE DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN YOUR CAT FREAKS THE FREAK AFTER YOU HIT IT.

+1. Schools teach kids how to act when they're adults. Workplaces have dress codes and so should schools. Deal with it. I had to wear the ugliest school uniform of all time and it didn't ruin my life. However, banning leggings because it distracts boys is a piss poor excuse. Leggings should be banned because leggings…

Sorry I am firmly in the "leggings are not pants" camp and I am completely fine with this.

As a teacher, I have to say, I am oh so very tired of seeing camel toe in the hallways. Girls shouldn't wear leggings as pants to school for the same reasons adults shouldn't wear them to work; they reek of unprofessionalism and are embarassing to look at (and FYI, no, I can't just not look at the students I'm working…

Leggings are not pants for anyone. I think that the only way to teach women this is to begin teaching girls this.

Not going to lie - I love Woody Allen's movies. He is one of my favourite directors. I have no clue if he did or did not molest Dylan. Won't change my mind about how I feel about his films though. I absolutely love them, and so do my parents.

If you're not watching Bates Motel, that's a big mistake on your part. It's fab.

But he's not anonymous, his name is right in front of your face. I greatly admire the patience of the regular Jalopnik writers, their ability to shrug off so much retardation every day and just keep on keepin' on with a smile.

Maybe I'm just a derp, but that doesn't look particularly Photoshopped to me— just pinned weird on a plastic mannequin.

Are you going to teach us the difference between "your" and "you're" as well? ;)

I am so sick of all these out of touch, rich, white, blonde women telling me how to live my life. How many of them can come out with these dumbass lifestyle brands? The "advice" they offer is so ridiculous and extravagant that no normal person has the means to partake in that lifestyle. I feel like they're just…

so while we're patrolling the world's most dangerous waters and making sure vital commodities like oil are shipped without issue other countries should start paying for these services. it must be nice for so many countries and people to mock the US's massive military and budget, but when shit hits the fan they all…