Good lord, Christina Hendricks. Why do you wear the things you wear.

I wonder if in a few years she'll be GOOPing it up, posting recipes for organic hand-mushed artisinal baby food and recommending you buy these divine cashmere diaper covers.

She'll give up her career to stay home and have children? Bwahahaha. What career? She's only done one thing, which is play herself on tv.

That said, if you're going to call yourself Ms. Van Veen, you better stay home so that you avoid as many people as possible. You don't vant to hear vem laughing at vou.

She is so lovely! I look forward to her transitioning seamlessly into adult roles.

Oh, I disagree. I think that it's a great dress for her, she has the slight frame that one needs to pull off a slightly shapeless dress like that and I think that it's a very whimsical look in a cool, nonchalant way. The colors look great on her! It's actually the only look that I did like out of this whole bunch.…

No.

How to find cute cat gifs in the hopes that Jezebel will notice you and get you out of the Grey 101.

My family still eats this stuff. Maybe you could send your staff of cool hipsters to our Thanksgiving so you can point and laugh and take ironic selfies with my mom's ribbon jello.

You are of course asking for nuance and self reflection from a publication that notoriously responds to criticism by doubling down on whatever they were doing in the first. Like the whole Lena Dunham debacle.

This article sums up why, as a female Army officer and a feminist, I get so frustrated with Jezebel's military coverage. Do you have any staff members who have actually served? Would you consider hiring one? Because right now it seems to be impossible for you to write about female service members without insulting…

My fifth grade school pictures looks a lot like this. So why don't I look like January Jones now?

I love Betty so thank you.

Ugh :/ why did I click on this?

I guess Apple decided to stop helping out the NSA.

Worst. Comment. Ever.

Barbie is still a doll, right? Wouldn't she need to have an IQ of 0, then?

Another way to be more like Barbie is to not talk.

She looks more like a Boobarella Troutpout than Barbie.

"There's nothing inherently wrong with Bennet's ambition."

I don't think she needs any hypnotherapy. I am pretty sure that her IQ is low enough already.