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Following Kent's death in 2009, the family's pastor Nelson Clark informed the couple that their toddler was taken due to a "spiritual lack" in the parents' lives.

When I read about cases like these, I can't help but think: maybe forced sterilisation wasn't such a bad thing? These assholes should have had their reproductive organs removed after they killed their first kid.

God isn't real. Take your child to a fucking doctor.

Sounds like someone hit a nerve with Miss Kartrashian. If her butt is real and she has this adorable baby and loving fiancé why does she give a shit what anyone says? Perhaps it's because she has more plastic in her than a Chinese toy factory.

Not only do I watch Netflix on my computer, I sometimes watch it on my iPad. Like if I'm washing dishes or doing laundry, I prop the tablet up, put on some earbuds, and it's Welcome To Awesometown. Population: Me.

TL;DR version?

People still assume everyone does everything the same way they do?

And the death threat to an ACTUAL LIVING SERVICE MEMBER is not in poor taste??

He is adorable. So we'll let this one slide.

I had my parents pay for my expensive private college, and I never for one minute forget it. This girl deserves nothing but props for standing up for herself and paying her way through school. Where is the outrage, by the way, that getting an education basically forced this girl to have to choose between a lifetime of…

Poor sled design appears to be the problem. You want the country name on top and the abbreviation on the bottom.

Reaganites are in a different class than Romneyites, though. The party was much less batshit back then.

Ok

She's a Republican. Her opinions and stories are invalid.

I was so excited for a split second when I thought you meant there was a new season of Party Down set in Mexico.

I agree, he deserved the header, instead of whatever gibberish about Charlie sheen. Seriously, I have a hard time making it through Sundays on jezebel, Doug Barry goes on long tangents that I never quite understand. If it takes 3 sentences to set up the joke, it is never going to be funny.

I feel sorry for both involved. Bus drivers work long hours for shitty pay, and often have to put up with abuse from their passengers. We don't know what she was thinking when it happened. I'm not saying what she did was right, but I can understand if a child is hitting you, you can't start driving until the kid…

I"m genuinely confused at how this is news? I must be living in some future-bubble, because I was already under the impression she had announced that she was gay a while ago? Maybe I should start placing bets a la Back To The Future 2, and see how that pans out for me.