My mom ran one for years in TX. I can give you the whole spiel if you like.*

Oh yes, with the expectation that the $6 they spent on us gets them laid.

Here is a pretty comprehensive list of things the Woman Card gets you:

Ha, funny she fixed it in her tweet. She must have been corrected a bazillion times.

No one’s going to point out “upmost?” Ok, I will.

Tabasco is DISGUSTING. I heard on NPR she also eats 1 raw jalapeño a day for her immune system. If she is that bold she should be going with Sriracha all the way. Cholula or Tapatio if you want less spice.

Formerly Trumpstanbul.

I came here to say that as a 47-year-old woman I can assure that little punk I didn’t just learn to use the internet. Wait ‘til they are in their 40s and realize it doesn’t feel so old.

You forgot, “Eeef you ponch him he ponch back 10 time harder.”

My friend said yesterday, “Well to be fair the other candidates have studied debate and practiced this shit for years.” Ummm. well yeah, that’s like, part of the job. You can still speak from the heart and not lie while having coherent thoughts.

Anderson got one good one in there when the lady asked, “What are the top three functions of the federal government?” Trump: “Security, security, security.” Anderson: “You can’t just say security three times, name two more.” Trump: “Education and health care.” Anderson: “Wait, I thought your stance was that those…

I mean... he certainly seems like he is trying to throw the match at this point, right? This can’t be real.

That was a fascinating episode. Poor kid will probably eventually become estranged from his parents. I have a nephew going through the same thing right now, my brother is supportive but the mom and her right-wing klan are HORRIBLE people. His reaction to this is to spend time on Facebook, which he never used to use,…

I totally get this. I had a little Rat Terrier named Dott for almost 15 years until she needed to be put down. It was a painful decision, but on some level I was relieved. Bear in mind I did love this little shithead despite her personality. She was mean even as a palm-sized pocket puppy and grew to a massive 5 lbs.…

I have one and here are my thoughts: prepare to be in PAIN from the moment of insertion and for up to 2 months after. For a while I was calling it my “IED” as I felt like my womb would blow up. I asked them to take it back out and they said just hang tight for a bit.

I have declared war on going anywhere near San Jose or SF this weekend. You can find me in hibernation down south.

I just read the other day that those were her actual pants and she brought them for filming:
Grease Facts You Didn’t Know

When I was in 5th grade and away at summer camp one of the older girls went off with a boy on a very long walk. The counselors started joking around about what they could be doing for so long. I said, “Don’t be silly, it only takes 15 minutes!” Everyone gasped. I didn’t really know what it meant, but I heard it on…

This made me wish I was in my 20s again for the first time in a very long time.