I’m currently reading A Handmaid’s Tale and it’s not helping my mindset with all this shit going on.

Or... is this the moment Bannon and friends have chosen to take Trump out? They put him there. He’s not a stupid man. That kamikaze call to the reporter was auspicious. Stay tuned! 

Let me state for the record that i am very liberal, but I do see a problem with a Zuck presidency. He owns the largest social media platform in the world and could therefore control the conversation if he desired. Since we let Trump have a pass on using his businesses to profit off the presidency I think the precedent…

The internet.

Like guys that have never gotten laid? Yeah.

They look like they are going to get to 100%.

You guys, this isn’t really related to this article, but sorta cuz it’s about the womenz and oh my god I cannot talk about it on FB, but my little sister posted this today:

I’m so ready. It’s my retirement plan.

When I look at that still this is what I see:

Yes.

There’s also this fun moment when a kid asks him to sign his MAGA hat, he does, but then tosses the kid’s hat to the crowd.

Apparently there was not a later flight. On United anyway. The least they could do is get him on another airline and make sure he arrived at his destination that evening.

I was long suspicious of my husband’s closeness to a chick that was in our circle of friends. One night he asked if he could invite her to our house for dinner.

I was making a really elaborate Indian dish as they used my laptop to find a dog for her. They really appeared to be shopping for a dog together. I went…

So they blame everyone Trump told them to blame. Check.

My dog passed at age 15. I waited 2 years. You’ll know.

His name is Watson. Fucking hipster, but I like him.

I wondered the same thing, then I watched my friend’s pup for a few weeks while she went to Burning Man and learned that indeed a puppy was waaaaaaay too much for old me to handle. I adopted a 4 year old dog last August. He’s my best buddy now. He has plenty of energy and I have seen him bond with me in amazing ways…

I grew up in a very strict Southern Baptist church but at home our lives were filled with some very un-Christian chaos. It was a fucked up way to be raised. My mom did believe in authoritarianism that’s for sure. And yes, my parents love Trump. Anger + ridiculous rules. It’s not actually that hard to see why…