This situation is also a national beard-loss tragedy.

Get out.

I loved that even his own wife was like “So, how long do you think it will take to grow back that beard?”

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

I hope she is never able to eat at a restaurant again, that she gets heckled and called out by the patrons as a criminal actor who put children ripped from their parents’ arms in freezing cold cages then lied about it to Congress. She’s a beast who deserves a lifetime of scorn and derision.

I don’t feel bad for the snake at all. Not because I’m afraid of snakes, I’m not. I think snakes are cool, but because

My condolences etc etc but you must admit, bruxism is one hell of a metal name for a psycho-physiological condition

“Hey kiddo, you get one set you can fuck up, those will fall out, then you’ll get your real teeth in and you are going to abuse the shit out of them, grind them down, subject them to ungodly amounts of torture from food and drink, and you only get one set of those! If you don’t floss or brush then they will rot and…

Now that would make a great reality show.

As we all know, 19 is far too late to start over, especially if you’re rich and beautiful.

Anyone who would ask me to share my medium pizza instead of ordering their own doesn’t really love me for me, though, do they?

What a shitty shitty shitty job to be that hs counselor trying to have a shred of integrity in the face of outright privileged injustice.

Here’s the thing - she’s only an “influencer” because she’s rich enough to be one (ie: because her parents have paid for a million different things about her life since she was born, not just getting her in to college). It’s a bullshit argument, because without them, she’s never Olivia Jade to begin with. Yeah,…

“Mummy, you’ve destroyed my life! I shan’t speak to you ever again! Now....give me this week’s sack of money immediately!”

It would be awesome if they went to the same prison, then joined different gangs and both worked their way to the top of said gangs. Then they have to fight it out for total jail boss supremacy, which ultimately leads to a shank knife fight in the court yard encircled by the rival said gangs, which at that point a…

“[Olivia] was passionate about her career, and now everything she built has imploded before her eyes. She feels they ruined everything.”

Charlize,

I follow this cat.

1) Siargao is a once in a lifetime place