It’s making me infinitely less productive at work because in my brain I’m like “WHY AM I DOING THIS THE COUNTRY IS FALLING APART IT’S POINTLESS” and it’s distracting 100% of the time.

Statistically, widowers do remarry much faster than widows - https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8807029

I will now refer to all plastic surgery as “bespoke”. I love that as a phrase.

Dark Places was one of those books that I stayed up until 4 in the morning to finish and then was just entirely too disturbed to go to sleep.

Into the Water is boring and incredibly predictable. I also thought Girl on the Train was a snooze—Paula Hawkins just does not jive with me apparently.

Well, I know what the husband and I are doing with the rest of our summer...

I don’t either but I appreciate all of the efforts to provide visual aids.

That’s actually one of the things that Tom cruise is also famous for—he’s very insistent about doing his own stunts. And from everything I’ve heard, once you’re on set with him it’s an absolute pleasure because he is just a professional at all times. But perhaps not for this particular film (a term I will use loosely…

I think it’s because Harrison Ford isn’t desperately pretending that he’s 20 years younger than he actually is...he’s aging and he knows it. TC is in heavy denial.

I just lost SO MUCH of my afternoon to this tumbler. Thank you!

Okay, this looks like the batshit nonsense I was doing in the last month before my wedding when I was like “fuck it let’s see what I can pull off in two weeks”. This is NOT a long-term sustainable lifestyle. It’s just so...sad looking.

10/10 would pay to watch in a theater. Call Scott Rudin!

Oh—I know. The Toonie (cannot guarantee that’s how it’s spelled). It’s all brilliant. I just love the idea that that would be loudly stated to throw off journalists.

I snorted water through my nose no less than three times while reading this. I probably should have stopped drinking, but I didn’t think it would continue to get better.

Delete your work email from your phone during your vacation. If you feel that you MUST have access, check it on your laptop for a designated 30-60 minutes each day. My husband and I did this on our honeymoon and we felt SO free. And barely checked our email on our laptops anyway—people knew we were on honeymoon so…

Yup—I had a talent agency job in LA and no one ever took any vacation days because we were all afraid to and way too poor. However, when we left, we each got FAT payouts. My friends who work at another agency that had unlimited vacation (making them “cool”) were also afraid to take time off and too poor, but did not…

I was excited by J. Quinton Johnson (who is awesome in Everybody Wants Some and Hamilton), but I just felt like there was no point to any of this film.

I’m going to Tuscany this summer and I now want that top SO EFFING BADLY. Did I find it? Yes, of course. Am I willing to spend $160 on it? That is still up for debate...http://www.clubmonaco.com/product/index.jsp?productId=115806666

It will be a “story by”, “based on an idea by” or a “special thanks” credit. That’s usually how those things go— “story by” can even get iffy with the WGA.

I (somewhat) know Joe Alwyn (worked on a movie together). He’s exceptionally sweet and very adorable. Don’t think they met through their agents as they’re repped at different places, but I’m perfectly okay with them dating as he was an unwaveringly lovely person to be around when we were working together.