I did—in a bio class in college they showed a video of tortoises boning (super loudly) and me and the guy I sat with were just helplessly giggling and all of the people around us got mad because apparently we were supposed to take their mating rituals seriously.

It was 80 degrees outside in LA today so I got an ice blended at coffee bean. It was then 60 degrees inside my office all day. I felt like I froze myself from the inside out and was sad all morning.

It was 47 degrees at 1pm today in LA. What is happening in the world?

The two straight guys I was watching with both gasped when they saw that tank top. Wasn’t just you.

Hopelessly Devoted to You was recorded during the dress rehearsal the day before. Both dress rehearsals were completely recorded in case something went completely haywire, but the HDTY number they played was from the night before. You can tell because her hair is COMPLETELY perfect and done, and there was simply not…

Louboutins have a reputation for being uncomfortable, but Manolos are incredible. When I got my first real job that required me to be in business attire, I had a gift certificate and a few hundred dollars saved up and bought a pair of Manolos on sale at Barney’s. I’ve worn them to almost every wedding I’ve been to,…

My Nana did that too! She always got me and my cousins beautiful dolls from whatever awesome place she visited. I still have so many of them in a closet somewhere—feel like they might traumatize someone who stumbles upon them unexpectedly.

OMG THAT WAS MEATLOAF?!?!?! Need to rewatch ASAP.

I WAS AT THIS PREMIERE. I was around 11 years old and it was fucking AWESOME. They performed afterwards!!!

I worked peripherally with both of them for a few years and I was always firmly in his camp based on listening in on lots and lots of phone conversations with both of them (separately, not at the same time). He was always much more pleasant. And he bothered to learn my name, which she could not have cared less about…

EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIGHT TWO THREE HUNDRED...EMPIIIIRE...today. Completely from memory. Amazing how stuck that is in my head.

As someone who might have a *minor* celebrity attending her wedding...you just hope for the best. However, it is LA so the assumption is people will be cool. Really really hoping people will be cool...

That’s why I have zero problems eating foie gras on the rare occasion I have the opportunity. Geese are massive assholes.

I grew up in Los Angeles and I distinctly remember in high school learning the actual percentage of Jews worldwide and I was shocked. At least 50% of the kids I grew up with were Jewish or at least half.

My dad was on a game show once and to make himself stand out he said that he trained parrots to talk like celebrities. He still doesn’t know how he came up with that...but definitely a little bit lighter.

Because popular classes (i.e., mornings and evenings and weekends) fill up super quickly and ahead of time, and if you have limited availability where these classes are the only ones you can do (because you have...a job) you can be prevented from using your class passes before they expire. That’s the point—not just a…

They are SO EFFING UGLY. It upsets me on a visceral level to see them plunking down $12k on something that heinous. Money cannot buy taste.

This made me snort my tea out of my nose.

Is it terrible that I want to deliberately have a bunch of cheap and shiny stuff on me so that I have increased interaction with the monkeys? I am unreasonably excited about this. Also, where is the Sacred Monkey Forest? Sounds like my kind of people.

This is all I want in my life. I’m so happy that I’m going there in a few months. Monkeys!