I have a tendency to kiss my kitty’s head ALL THE TIME when he’s just hanging out. He usually puts up with it the first ten times and then starts squirming like mad. Have thus far avoided getting my face scratched, which is nothing short of a miracle.

That’s where my fiancé proposed! It is absurdly picturesque. If I hadn’t all ability to comprehend anything around me in the moment, I probably would have been more appreciative of the beauty.

I have lived in North America my entire life and literally never heard of the phrase “sponge toffee”. “Honeycomb” can just be honey-flavored. Makes much more sense.

The one near my apartment is “Absolutely Phobulous”. Makes me so happy.

This made me giggle-snort—awful, but not inaccurate.

“Song for the Dumped” by the Ben Folds Five. Lots of yelling.

I’ve used it for a few weddings when I don’t want to buy a new dress but want to wear something I haven’t before. I’ve had some great experiences and it’s fun to wear a dress that I would never purchase in real life!

I was SO against them until my photographer threw them in for free with the wedding photos. His big thing was that we would feel more comfortable in front of the camera, and he’d get way better photos of us on our wedding day as a result. He’s incredibly talented, luckily. We’re on the beach, I’m wearing a white…

Me too! I have the most enormous grin on my face watching them just wander around, checking out the venue.

Same here. I have puked 3 times in the past 5 years (once drunk, twice food poisoning, all times for HOURS on end) because I just CANNOT do it if I possibly can avoid it even if I know it will make me feel better. I cry hysterically and lay on the bathroom floor. It’s not pretty.

Ugh I really loved Tucker Max in college, mostly because I was at the age where I was exploring my sexual freedom and I thought that douchebags were hilarious. Now I sort of look back on that viewpoint (and the fact that I found him admirable in the slightest) and cringe. Don’t regret the exploration during that time…

Ugh you have to be able to run 1.5 miles in 12.5 minutes or less. Nope nope nope. There goes that idea.

I actually LIKE Keith Urban and I also thought it was Billy Ray. Someone needs to do an intervention there. Nicole, we’re all looking at you.

I was really ambivalent, but then when I was trying on dresses I threw one on beforehand and I couldn’t get enough of it. I will probably wear my veil just around my house before the wedding. It’s literally the only day of your life you can pull off wearing one, so why not (if it’s your thing)?

I’m a member—you CAN get charged every month and then order something, but you can also opt out every month. I very rarely allow myself to get charged or order anything. It’s not that complicated, but it should be much easier to unsubscribe from the whole service.

First movie I ever cried during...I was so sad and happy that he got to be with his sister. Very confusing emotions for a 5/6 year old.

I do like that it was rather subtle that she just walked out of the restaurant with all of the cash from the table. I approve entirely.

I used to warn people the second they started tickling me that they were absolutely going to get kicked in the face/nuts. Only needs to happen once for them to stop forever.

I totally do this with the YSL Touche Eclat and it works amazingly well. I can be super hungover and have 3 hours of sleep under my belt and doing this (and literally nothing else if I’m super wiped) immediately makes me look more awake and alive.

I just disappeared down a $250 Sephora rabbit hole thanks to this article. God damn it.