TRISHA AND RYAN SEASON ONE STILL TOGETHER! (the only full season I have watched and I rooted for him the whole time and I feel very emotionally invested in that relationship)

Mug brownies FTW. My favorite internet discovery.

If I was on a jury I would let you off the hook for that. His actions constitute a felony.

Any fancier or more technologically advanced corkscrew totally stymies me. The two-armed ones, the electric ones...I can’t get any of them to get the cork out. It’s...a gift?

I LOVE THESE BILLBOARDS. They are my favorite part of my commute to work.

My parents use their manuals to train all of our dogs! I love the Monks of New Skete!

I’m doing all-inclusive too but they are very flexible—if there is something we’re dying to have on our menu that isn’t on the list of like 75 options (it’s crazy how many there are) they’ll figure out how to do it, as long as it’s seasonal. You should see if they can have any flexibility (can always wax poetic about…

My mom always tells a story about being at a college friend’s wedding where they had jordan almonds at all the tables during dessert. Being drunk, they started drunkenly catapulting them at each other. Then one landed in a cup of coffee and splashed all over the one sober guy at the table who didn’t know anyone.…

We went to a big Lutheran wedding last year and BF is an atheist and I’m agnostic, so we were just sitting there as every. single. person in the church got up for communion. Even the guy next to us, who was Jewish. It was incredible awkward/mostly hilarious.

OMG i’m not the only person who gets the muscle twitches when I smoke—thank god! No one else I know has that happen, it’s why I can’t smoke to “relax” to go to sleep. Luckily, the effects of me smoking are way less intense than doing edibles—far less likely to end up just curled up in a ball wishing it would end (more…

In my case, eat less than half of whatever they recommend, and you will still end up curled up on the ground in the corner of the house music tent at Coachella for four hours because moving is scary and you’re not sure when it will stop getting worse.

This gif is making me giggle uncontrollably. Oh Hermione...

Well, that makes it awkward for all of us born in 1988 whose various email addresses/screen names have ended in “88” over the years...I’ve had a number of them. Feel very weird now.

I feel like a terrible person but I kind of want a tote bag that says that. Not if it comes from there, but just in general. It amuses me. And I love rosé. I’m going to go rethink a few of my life choices now kthxbai.

I bought a pair of their bike shorts 5 years ago that I’ve worn through multiple triathlons and they have miraculously not worn out—so there’s that. On the other hand, I haven’t shopped there in five years as a result.

Arugula and Archimedes are my new favorite hipster-douche kid names. Amazing.

At the Catholic Church where my parents got married, there was a funeral happening later in the day so there was a huge flowered display with a giant sign that said “farewell our beloved sister”...slightly awkward for the attendees of their wedding.

She is also a far better dancer than I. Which I am okay with.

I am silently giggling at work with tears rolling down my cheeks. My boss is definitely going to come out of his office soon and know that I’m not working. #worthit

Same here! I use it for plane flights (horrible flight anxiety) and if I have horrid insomnia. Out like a light. I don’t even really feel more calm for the flight, I’m just unconscious.